Quotes from Adrien Brody movies and TV shows

Bloom: Eat your waffles, fat man.

Bloom: What was your childhood like?
Penelope Stamp: I make cameras out of watermelons.

Bloom: You don't understand what my brother does. He writes his cons the way dead Russians write novels, with thematic arcs and embedded symbolism and shit. And he wrote me as the vulnerable anti-hero. And that's why you think you want to kiss me. It's a con.

Bloom: Trying to get something real by telling yourself stories is a trap.

Bloom: Do you feel cheated?
Penelope Stamp: The trick to not feeling cheated is to learn how to cheat.

Bloom: How did you find me?
Penelope Stamp: Bang Bang.
Bloom: Bang Bang?
Penelope Stamp: She gave me her cell number.
Bloom: Bang Bang has a cell phone?

More The Brothers Bloom quotes

Peter: I love the way this country smells. I'll never forget it. It's kind of spicy.

Peter: I like how mean you are.
Jack: The characters are all... Thanks.

Peter: Those Germans are bothering me.

Peter: I can't believe you just said that.
Francis: Why not? It's the truth.
Jack: He didn't really mean it.
Alice: I think you're all equally grief-stricken. Let's just leave it at that.

Francis: Any questions?
Peter: I have one. What happened to your face?

Francis: I guess I've still got a lot of healing to do.
Jack: Gettin' there, though.
Peter: Anyway, it's definitely going to add a lot of character to you.

Francis: Is that my belt?
Peter: Can I borrow it?

Francis: Ok. Let's check the next itinerary.
Peter: Fuck the itinerary.

Francis: Let's take a look at the itinerary.
Peter: Fuck the itinerary.

Peter: You know, maybe right before whenever you're about to take out your tooth, you should say something like, "Please forgive this." Because, actually, it's kind of.
Francis: Can you back away a little? You just spit in my eye.

Peter: What about our snake?
The Chief Steward: It's dead.
Peter: He killed it?
Jack: It's got to be against his religion or something.

More The Darjeeling Limited quotes

Archaleta: Justice is what keeps us safe as a society. Ordered law.
Travis: Justice is what starts wars. And eye for and eye for an eye. It takes a turning of the cheek for this species to evolve.
Archaleta: Ah, so you're the one who knows what it's going to take for this society to evolve.
Travis: I'm just regurgitating what people have been saying for a long time.

Nix: Still think we're higher on the evolutionary chain than monkeys?
Travis: Yeah, 'cause we can still do something about it.

Nix: Expert in the penitentiary system, are you boy?
Travis: I just watch a lot of Discovery Channel.

More The Experiment quotes

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