Quotes from Ashton Kutcher movies and TV shows - page 4 of 4

Reed Bennett: When I was a kid, most of the advice that my dad gave me was crap. But there's one thing that he said that was pure genius... He said, if you're ever with a girl that's too good for you, marry her.

Reed Bennett: Did you even consider marrying me?
Morley Clarkson: Of course I did... But when you ask a girl to marry you, do you want her to just consider it? Or do you want her to just know?

Reed Bennett: There's this girl.
Oversized Baggage Agent: Oh don't tell me, that'll take the fun out of guessing. Let's see, this is gonna be a tough one, there's a very pretty girl and she's about to get on a big airplane and if you don't stop her, she'll never know how you really feel.
Reed Bennett: Not exactly.
Oversized Baggage Agent: What am I missing?
Reed Bennett: If she gets on the plane, she's gonna find out the hard way that the guy that she thinks she's in love with is a spineless lying creep!
Oversized Baggage Agent: That's no good.
Reed Bennett: No, it is no good. And I can't let that happen. Because this girl, she is great! She's like... Like sunshine. Everything is better when she's there. I can't stand the idea of some jerk hurting her, I just can't. I can't.

Reed Bennett: You don't keep inklings to yourself! You share them! You're like hey guy, I got an inkling you're headed for a fall here! That's what friends do, that's common knowledge, it's in the damn handbook!

Reed Bennett: What's the greatest love song of all time?
Alphonso: "Rock and Roll All Night, " by Kiss.
Reed Bennett: That's a stripper song.

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Jack Fuller: Where's the one place where you can step up and be a man?
Hater: Community college?

Jack Fuller: It's like you're trying to come in first, but it's someone else's race.

Jack Fuller Sr.: You're like a son to me.
Jack Fuller: Dad, I am your son.

Jack Fuller: How hard can it be?
Joy McNally: I know how hard it isn't.

Jack Fuller: Where's the one place where you can step up and be a man?
Hater: Community college?

Jack Fuller: ...We got robbed. All they took was the door.

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