Ashton Kutcher

Quotes from Ashton Kutcher movies and TV shows - page 2 of 4

Jake Fischer: That was definitely not in the manual.

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Percy: If you're gonna marry one of these women, sometimes it's gonna hurt like hell. And all you can do is admit that you're wrong and know that she's always right.
Simon Green: She's right?
Percy: That's right.
Simon Green: Always?
Percy: Right.
Simon Green: Right.
Percy: That's right.
Simon Green: All right okay, what about all that talk about my dignity?
Percy: Do you love her? Do you want her? Then she's always right.

Simon Green: Why can't black people listen to country music?
Keisha Jones: Why?
Simon Green: Because every time they say "hoe-down" they think their sister got shot.

Simon Green: You know, if Theresa had told me you guys were black it really could have saved us an awkward situation.

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Steve Jobs: Welcome to Apple Computer.
Rod Holt: Okay, show me this revolutionary piece o' shit.

Ed Woolard: If you want to get back what you lost, now is the time.
Steve Jobs: I never lost anything. It was stolen from me.

Steve Wozniak: How about "Enterprise Computers"?
Steve Jobs: No! No Star Trek names, or I swear, I will drive this car right off a cliff.

Steve Jobs: We're gonna kill every other project. Everything. This company will not make shit anymore.

Steve Jobs: I need you to re-design.
Rod Holt: Re-design what?
Steve Jobs: Power supply, from scratch. It can't have a fan, can't overheat and needs to fit size in the box. This size.

Steve Wozniak: We can't afford to pay three people right now.
Steve Jobs: We can't afford to pay ourselves unless we deliver. And don't worry about Chris, he's just a kid. So he just wants to help.
Steve Wozniak: You're just a kid.

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Tom: Okay, whatever. Listen, you get guests here from all over the world, it's up to you to have some American on your signs.
Sarah: He means English.

Sarah: Tom, have you ever not told me something cause you were afraid of how I would react? Like have you ever not told me the truth about anything?
Tom: Like when I told you I liked your brother?
Sarah: This is serious Tom.
Tom: I am serious, I really don't like him.

Sarah: Is that a Thunderstick A-200o.
Tom: When did you become an expert?
Sarah: I told you about that night in college.
Tom: But you never told me about the hardware.
Sarah: Getting a visual.
Tom: We gotta charge this thing.
Sarah: That plug won't fit in European outlet.
Tom: I'll make it fit.
Sarah: Don't force it.

Tom: So, everyone thinks we're crazy for doing this, huh?
Sarah: Since when do we care what people think.

Tom: I just hope that... I can be... all that I can... be... in this... family.

Tom: Hey, we're in this together.
Sarah: Do you have four guys staring at your boobies right now? No.

Tom: I need to know everything... where, when, how small his weiner is.

Tom: Those birds are psychotic.

Tom: The first sex I had on my honeymoon, was with a man named Santino.

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Oliver Martin: Well... Guess when I'm an old man, I'll never have to wonder, "What if? "

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