Quotes from Andy Serkis movies and TV shows

Tintin: We failed.
Captain Haddock: Failed. There are plenty of others willing to call you a failure. A fool. A loser. A hopeless souse. Don't you ever say it of yourself. You send out the wrong signal, that is what people pick up. Don't you understand? You care about something, you fight for it. You hit a wall, you push through it. There's something you need to know about failure, Tintin. You can never let it defeat you.

Tintin: What have you done?
Captain Haddock: I lit a wee fire...
Tintin: IN A BOAT?

Captain Haddock: So you thought you'd sneak in an' catch me with me trousers down, eh?
Tintin: Would rather you kept your trousers on if it's all the same to you!

Tintin: We've got bad news. We've only got one bullet.
Captain Haddock: What's the good news?
Tintin: We've got ONE bullet.

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David: She all right?
Peter: She's still unconscious.
David: That's chlorophyll for you.

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Koba: Apes not kill apes.
Caesar: You are no ape.

Koba: Caesar weak!
Caesar: Koba weaker.

Malcolm: Who was that in the video?
Caesar: A good man... Like you.

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Bilbo: Why don't we have a game of riddles?
Gollum: And if he looses? What then? Well, if he looses, precious, then we eats it! If Baggins looses, we eats it whole!
Bilbo: Fair enough.

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Capricorn: What's that sticky stuff?
Basta: Duct tape.
Capricorn: Ah yes! Duct tape - we LOVE duct tape.

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Sam: What are you up to? Sneaking off, are we?
Gollum: Sneaking? Sneaking? Fat hobbit is always so polite. Smeagol shows them secret ways that nobody else could find, and they say sneak. Sneak? Very nice friend. Oh, yes, my precious. Very nice, very nice.
Sam: All right all right! You just startled me is all. What were you doing?
Gollum: Sneaking.

Gollum: They cursed us. Murderer they called us. They cursed us. And we wept, Precious, didn't we? We wept to be so alone. And we only wish to catch fish so juicy sweet. And we forgot the taste of bread... The sound of trees... The softness of the wind. We even forgot our own name. My Precious.

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Maurice: Hurt bad?
Caesar: You know signs?
Maurice: Circus orangutan. Careful humans don't like smart ape.

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Supreme Leader Snoke: You are no Vader. You are just a child in a mask.

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Snoke: I cannot be betrayed. I cannot be beaten. [Is promptly betrayed and beaten].

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Caesar: I did not start this war. I offered you peace. I showed you mercy. But now you're here. To finish us off... for good.

Caesar: I did not start this war. But I will finish it.

Caesar: No matter what you do. You'll never be one of them. You are Ape.

Caesar: This is my fight. I may not make it back. Make sure my son knows who his father was.

Caesar: We are not savages. Apes fight only to survive.

More War for the Planet of the Apes quotes

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