Quotes from Charles Grodin movies and TV shows

Reporter: Have you always been a dog lover?
George Newton: Um, well, maybe not. Not as much as-as now, thank you.

George Newton: You'd better think of something to name him 'cause when I come home and he's destroyed my house, I wanna know what to call him.

George Newton: This is ridiculous! It's a dog, he doesn't have preferences! You could call him Ding-Dong Head and he wouldn't know the difference.

George Newton: Come to our house, we'll barbecue.
Brie: Barbecue? Okay, let's live dangerously.
George Newton: Our food may not be great but it's not dangerous.

Dr. Varnick: Here for his shots?
George Newton: Yes.
Dr. Varnick: Well he'll be a little groggy this evening.
George Newton: That'll be nice.

George Newton: Any kind of weirdness and Beethoven is gone.
Alice Newton: Weirdness? What should I watch for, hon? Wearin' my clothes around the house?

More Beethoven quotes

George Newton: Honey, I've been thinking. You been thinking?
Alice Newton: Uh-huh.
George Newton: What have you been thinking?
Alice Newton: I've been thinking, "What do you think?"

More Beethoven's 2nd quotes

Martin Daniels: If you even look at me wrong. If you do one thing that I find weird, which is, you know, like, your middle name... See? You're doing it right now. Can you just act like a human boy for one minute here? Look at me like a person! You can't do it for more than a few seconds. Look at me like a human boy.

Martin Daniels: I have a criminal record. But you know what you're gonna have? You're gonna have a one-way ticket back to your parents.
Clifford: Don't send me back to my parents, they hate me.
Martin Daniels: Not as much as I do.

Martin Daniels: Don't worry about Clifford, he'll be fine if you give him a ton of sugar and a book about Hitler.

Martin Daniels: I'm going to build the bestest nuclear bomb in the whole wide world.

Sarah Davis: See Clifford, didn't I tell you everything would be all right?
Clifford: Yes you did Miss Sarah, but I don't like those men. They're liars, and everybody knows that liars eventually get caught.
Martin Daniels: Yeah that's right you little peckerhead.

More Clifford quotes

Harrison Winslow: Who came up with this ridiculous concept anyway? Resolve your entire life in one bold stroke? What if I fail? And I will. I'll fail. I'm telling you. I always fail. Then my whole life will be a complete failure.
Thomas Reilly: No offense, Harrison. But you died a failure because you never tried.

More Heart and Souls quotes

Lenny Cantrow: They should have said that to us at the door... they should have warned us that there was a danger of running out of pecan pie.

Lenny Cantrow: Honey, don't put a Milky Way in somebody's mouth when they don't want it.
Lila Kolodny: Okay... you'll want it later and it will be in my tummy.

Lila Kolodny: Are you glad we waited?
Lenny Cantrow: I'm glad we waited.
Lila Kolodny: Well, we have the rest of our lives, 40, 50, 60, 100 years.

Mr. Corcoran: Not if they tied me to a horse and pulled me forty miles by my tongue.
Lenny Cantrow: I respect your frankness.

Lenny Cantrow: There's no insincerity in those potatoes. There's no deceit in the cauliflower. This is a totally honest meal.

More The Heartbreak Kid quotes

Fred Wilson: Well, here's to the big one.

Fred Wilson: I know the day, the hour you completed your toilet training.

More King Kong quotes

Join the mailing list

Separate from membership, this is to get updates about mistakes in recent releases. Addresses are not passed on to any third party, and are used solely for direct communication from this site. You can unsubscribe at any time.

Check out the mistake & trivia books, on Kindle and in paperback.