Quotes from Scarlett Johansson movies and TV shows

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Natasha Romanoff: This is the Tesseract, it has the potential energy to wipe out the entire planet.
Bruce Banner: What does Fury want me to do, swallow it?

Thor: Loki is beyond reason, but he's of Asgard and he's my brother.
Black Widow: He killed 80 people in 2 days.
Thor: He's adopted.

Russian General: This is not how I wanted this evening to go.
Natasha Romanoff: I know how you wanted this evening to go. Believe me, this is better.

Natasha Romanoff: I'd sit this one out, Cap.
Steve Rogers: I don't see how I can.
Natasha Romanoff: These guys come from legend, they're basically gods.
Steve Rogers: There's only one God, ma'am, and I'm pretty sure he doesn't dress like that.

Black Widow: This is just like Budapest all over again.
Hawkeye: You and I remember Budapest very differently.

Natasha Romanoff: [Talking about Hawkeye] Are you sure he’s going to be OK? Pretending to need this guy really brings the team together.

Natasha Romanoff: Thor, report on the Hulk.
Thor: The gates of Hel are filled with the screams of his victims!
[Natasha glares at him while Bruce groans and puts his head in his hands.] Thor: But not the screams of the dead, of course. No, no... Wounded screams... Mainly whimpering, a great deal of complaining and tales of sprained deltoids and...gout.

Natasha Romanoff: You do anything fun Saturday night?
Steve Rogers: Well, all the guys in my barbershop quartet are dead. So no, not really.

Natasha Romanoff: Can anyone direct me to the Smithsonian? I'm looking for an old fossil.

Natasha Romanoff: Kiss me.
Steve Rogers: What?
Natasha Romanoff: Public displays of affection make people uncomfortable.
Steve Rogers: Yeah, they do.

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Barbara: Movies and porn are different, Jon. They give awards for movies.
Don Jon: And they give awards for porn too.

Ashley Parker: Mom, I am not you! I'm not gonna get pregnant at 16. I'm not gonna stay here for the rest of my life and be a trailer trash sheriff.
Sheriff Sam Parker: Thanks for the flashback. I really didn't deserve that.

The Major: You are not defined by your past, but for your actions.

The Major: They created me. But they can not control me.

The Major: Well, maybe next time you can design me better.

Dr. Ouelet: Hello Mira. I'm Dr. Ouelet. Do you remember anything about the attack?
The Major: What happened? I was... I was drowning. There was water.
Dr. Ouelet: That's right. You were on a boat, a refugee boat. It was sunk by terrorists.
The Major: Why can't I feel my body?
Dr. Ouelet: Mira, your body was damaged. We could not save that. Only your brain survived. We made you a new body. A synthetic shell. But your mind, your soul... your ghost. It's still in there.

Rebecca: Oh look, there he is.
Enid: As always.
Rebecca: Waiting for the bus that never comes.
Enid: I wonder if he's just totally insane, or he really thinks the bus is coming?
Rebecca: Why don't you just ask him?
Enid: Hi. What's your name?
Norman: Norman.
Enid: Are you waiting for a bus?
Norman: Yes.
Enid: I hate to tell you this, but they canceled this bus line two years ago. There are no more buses on this street.
Norman: You don't know what you're talking about.

Rebecca: This is so bad it's almost good.
Enid: This is so bad it's gone past good and back to bad again.

Enid: Sometimes I think I'm going crazy from sexual frustration.
Rebecca: And you haven't heard of the miracle of masturbation?

Pieter: Don't get caught up in his world.
Griet: I may only be a maid, but I would never give in to Master Van Ruijven.
Pieter: I wasn't talking about Van Ruijven.

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