Quotes from Michael Caine movies and TV shows - page 4 of 8

Jack Carter: Goodbye Eric.

Jack Carter: Frank wasn't like that. I'm the villain in the family, remember?

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Lord Redbrick: I'm not illiterate! My parents were married!

Lord Redbrick: Attack!
Lady Bluebury: Counter-attack!
Lord Redbrick: Counter-counter-attack!

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Joe: Jump in the basket.
Willie Davis: Who do you think I am? E.T?

Joe: These banks practically destroyed this country. They crushed a lot of people's dreams, and nothing ever happened to them. We three old guys, we hit a bank. We get away with it, we retire in dignity. Worst comes to the worst, we get caught, we get a bed, three meals a day, and better health care than we got now.

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Frampton: You were in the Marines?
Harry Brown: Yes. Long time ago.

Harry Brown: I don't reckon you've got long. Seen that before. Gut wound. The slug's probably torn right through your liver. Mate of mine in Ulster got caught in sniper fire. Bullet blew his inside out. He screamed for a good 10 minutes. We couldn't send a medic in, the section was too hot. So we all took cover... And watched him die. I've never told that... To anyone... You should've called an ambulance... For the girl.

Frampton: It's not Northern Ireland Harry.
Harry Brown: No it's not. Those people were fighting for something; for a cause. To them out there, this is just entertainment.

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Cobb: I'm just doing what you taught me.
Professor: I never taught you to be a thief.

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Charlie Croker: It's a very difficult job and the only way to get through it is we all work together as a team. And that means you do everything I say.

Charlie Croker: You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!

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Hoagie Newcombe: I have an irresistible urge to kiss you, Ellen Brody.
Ellen Brody: Why?
Hoagie Newcombe: Because... It would not occur to you why.

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Alexander: Who's up for an adventure?

Hank: It looks like the liquefation has tripled overnight.
Kailani: What does that mean?
Hank: It means this island is sinking a lot faster than we thought.
Alexander: I thought you said a couple of days.
Hank: Now it looks more like a couple of hours.
Sean: A couple of hours?
Hank: We need to get to that sub now or we're all gonna be 20,000 leagues under the sea.

Alexander: I wanted to give you this.
Sean: A book?
Alexander: Oh, it's not just a book. It's a trip I want us to go on, all of us, as a family.
Sean: From the Earth to the Moon.
Alexander: What do you say?
Kailani: I think there's only one thing to say.
Sean: So, who's up for an adventure?
Liz: No, no, no.
Hank: Oh honey, what could possibly go wrong? It's only the moon.

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Jack: If y... if you ever get the chance... Raysy. I... if, if you ever get the option - you go first. It's the carrying on that's hard.

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Peachy Carnehan: Keep looking at me. It helps to keep my soul from flying off.

Peachy Carnehan: Danny's only a man. But he break wind at both ends simultaneous - which is more, I reckon, than any god can do.

Billy Fish: He wants to know if you are gods.
Peachy Carnehan: Not gods - Englishmen. The next best thing.

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