Anton: Hey, I didn't kill anyone on purpose, okay?
Mick: Yeah, well, we weren't in hell! I mean, there was this bright white light at the end of a long tunnel, right, and there was these chicks' voices, and that music.
Pnub: Yeah, kinda uncool music, like, Enya. And these chicks' voices, they were saying, "come to us, come towards the light."
Anton: So what happened?
Mick: We figured, fuck it, I mean, it was really far.
Anton: What the fuck are you doing, man? Come on, that's my dad.
Pnub: CPR, man! I saw it on Baywatch, man.
Pnub: Why would we go to hell? We're not bad, we're not exactly good or anything, but at least we don't go around killing people.
Maxwell Kane: Why am I always the one who ends up knee deep in crap?
Kevin Dillon: Just think of it as Close Encounters of the Turd Kind.
Kevin: It's the treasure, concealed in the slime of dragons.
Maxwell Kane: It's a woman's purse, and it's covered with crap.
Maxwell Kane: From that day, Freak never asked me nothin' about my father, and I never asked him nothin' about his, 'cause that's not who we were.
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