Quotes from Christopher Walken movies and TV shows - page 3 of 3

Hatcher: I feel like a little boy who's lost his first tooth, put it under his pillow, waiting for the tooth-fairy to come. Only two evil burglars have crept in my window, and snatched it, before she could get here... Wait a second, do you understand the concept of the tooth-fairy? Explain it to them... Wait. She takes the god damned thing, and gives you a quarter. They've got my tooth. I want it back.

Hatcher: That's a lot of cows.

Hatcher: You're dead already. You just don't know it.

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Hans: As Gandhi said...'An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind'. I believe that whole heartedly.
Bill: No it doesn't. There'll be one guy left with one eye. How's the last blind guy going to take out the eye of the last guy left whose still got one eye left? All that guy has to do is run away and hide behind a bush. Ghandi was wrong. It's just that nobody's got the balls to come out and say it.

Paulo: Put your hands up.
Hans: No.
Paulo: What?
Hans: I said no.
Paulo: Why not?
Hans: I don't want to.
Paulo: But I've got a gun.
Hans: I don't care.
Paulo: That doesn't make any sense!
Hans: Too bad.

Marty: That's just fucking great! Oh great! Do you know what that is?
Hans: Yeah.
Marty: Do you know what that is?
Hans: Great.
Marty: That's just fucking great!

More Seven Psychopaths quotes

Doc: I can't do what I said I would do. Mercy is a one-saying, mercy.
Claphands: Finish this.

Doc: My friend is looking for a "party."
Wendy: Yeah? What kind of party?
Val: Bar Mitzvah.

Hirsch: Give me the key.
Doc: There's no key.
Hirsch: Give me the key.
Doc: It's new. It's a button. Push the button.
Val: Push the button.
Doc: It's computers.
Hirsch: Man, this is like the future.

Doc: You can't open a car with a coat hanger any more, Val.
Val: Says who?
Doc: Says the people who make cars.

Doc: Exit, stage left.

Val: Your place looks like where I just came from except it's worse.
Doc: So, it's not to your liking. Sorry.
Val: Not to my liking is the understatement of all time.

More Stand Up Guys quotes

Charlie Barret: I'm bleeding to death. Humor me.

Charlie Barret: I'm going to give you an opportunity: get out of this. Now. Before it gets so fucked up nobody could ever recover.

Charlie Barret: Ira, come here. You are the man. Remember that. Okay.
Ira Reder: That's fresh ice. That's very cold.

Charlie Barret: Anybody wants to hold hands with my dick, I insist they buy me a drink first. I mean, after all, I'm not asking for dinner and dancing.

Charlie Barret: I think I'm done on this side.

Charlie Barret: Well, I'm wondering, how come a day and a half ago Max can't navigate his way around Harlem with a Sherpa guide, but tonight he knows the place like his backyard?

More Suicide Kings quotes

Max Zorin: This will hurt him more than me.

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