Quotes from Sam Neill movies and TV shows

Mayor Bob McIntyre: You remember that night at my place? Trying to sort out the contract with that fella from NASA? 'What about this? What about that?' Two hours, and you finally speak. 'Gentlemen, this should be the contract. We agree to support the Apollo 11 mission.' That was it - one sentence. They couldn't believe it. It was a wonderful moment.
Cliff Buxton: But this isn't.
Mayor Bob McIntyre: No, this is a shithouse moment.

Cliff Buxton: Do you know what I thought when this first came up?
Glenn Latham: What, your pipe?
Cliff Buxton: No. The moon mission.
Glenn Latham: You beauty?
Cliff Buxton: I thought, imagine stuffing that up. Isn't that odd?
Glenn Latham: What?
Cliff Buxton: Well, that I was more scared than excited.
Glenn Latham: I don't think that's odd. I feel like that all the time.

Cliff Buxton: This is science's chance to be daring.

Cliff Buxton: We stuffed?
Glenn Latham: Yep. We're stuffed.

Mayor Bob McIntyre: You've just got to tell them.
Cliff Buxton: That we lost Apollo 11?
Mayor Bob McIntyre: Well, I wouldn't say that first.
Cliff Buxton: What would you say first?
Mayor Bob McIntyre: How about "hey, you'll never guess what happened... "

More The Dish quotes

Hec: Pretty majestical, aye?
Ricky Baker: I don't think that's a word.
Hec: Majestical? Sure it is.
Ricky Baker: Nah, it's not real.
Hec: What would you know?
Ricky Baker: It's majestic.
Hec: That doesn't sound very special, majestical's way better.

Hec: Shit just got real... again.

Ricky Baker: Shit just got real.
[Hec grabs Rifle.]
Hec: Yeah shit just got real.

Hec: I've been to prison.
Ricky Baker: Gangster! For what?
Hec: Manslaughter.
Ricky Baker: Double gangster! You need a teardrop tattoo.

Hec: Me and this fat kid / We ran we ate and read books / And it was the best.

More Hunt for the Wilderpeople quotes

John Trent: Like the book?
Teen: I love it.
John Trent: Good. Then this shouldn't come as a surprise.

John Trent: I'm not insane, you hear me! I'M not insane.
Inmate 1: I'm not if he's not.
Inmate 2: Me neither.

John Trent: Every species can smell its own extinction. The last ones left won't have a pretty time with it. In ten years, maybe less, the human race will just be a bedtime story for their children. A myth, nothing more.

John Trent: This book is going to drive people absolutely mad.
Jackson Harglow: Well, let's hope so. The movie comes out next month.

John Trent: Your books suck.

John Trent: God's not supposed to be a hack horror writer.

John Trent: Never, Never, Never... throw chips at a driver.

Scrawny Teen: I can see.
John Trent: Excuse me?
Scrawny Teen: He sees you.
John Trent: Great, uh... tell him I say hi.

John Trent: This shit really sells doesn't it?
Linda Styles: More than you'd think. Surprised?
John Trent: Lady, nothing surprises me anymore. We fucked up the air, the water, we fucked up each other. Why don't we just finish the job by flushing our brains down the toilet?

John Trent: A word of advice. You want to pull a scam, don't make your wife a partner. And if you do, don't fuck around behind her back.

More In the Mouth of Madness quotes

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