Quotes from Dennis Quaid movies and TV shows - page 3 of 5

Jeff Blue: You know what's funny? That gray van over there.
Jane Blue: Funny ha-ha or funny interesting?

Vern Newman: What line are you in?
Jeff Blue: Brain surgery. Professional brain surgery.

Jeff Blue: See Mommy picking the big lock? Someday, when you're a big girl, she'll teach you how to pick locks. Of course, she may still be picking this one.

Lt. Theodore 'Ted' Sawyer: What just happened here?
Jeff Blue: I'd say it was a domestic disturbance.
Lt. Theodore 'Ted' Sawyer: A domestic disturbance?
Jeff Blue: Yeah like on the Honeymooners. You remember how Ralph used to fight with Alice.
Det. Sgt. Halsey: I don't recollect Ralph using semi-automatic weapons.
Jane Blue: But Norton sometimes did. And Mrs. Manacotti on the third floor, wow what a temper.

Frank: You said you'd help out a little.
Jeff Blue: Novacek's not "a little," Frank. She's a psycho.

Jeff Blue: You should have seen these guys, complete amateurs. Biggest risk was I'd fall down laughing and hurt myself.

Frank: C-22.
Jeff Blue: C-what?
Jane Blue: Plastic explosive. The most powerful plastic ever developed. So unstable even the army won't use it.
Jeff Blue: Oh, that C-22.

Jeff Blue: I never get to be the bad cop.
Jane Blue: That's because you could never keep a straight face.

Lt. Theodore 'Ted' Sawyer: Oh, cute baby! Boy or girl?
Jeff Blue: Gosh, I hope so.

Lt. Theodore 'Ted' Sawyer: You think you're smarter than we are.
Jeff Blue: Oh, not much.

Jeff Blue: Darling, do the oysters come with guns?

Jeff Blue: I was walking at 8 months.
Jane Blue: You were walking at a year and a half. Your mother was ready to call in specialists.

Jeff Blue: Damn! Nothing but money.

Paulina Novacek: You haven't changed. Have I?
Jeff Blue: Only your men.

Jeff Blue: Growing up on the mean streets.
Lt. Theodore 'Ted' Sawyer: What mean streets? You're from Nebraska.

Jeff Blue: You can go home and clean up, Lieutenant. It's over.
Sawyer: No plans to invade Cuba while you're in the neighborhood?

Paulina Novacek: You're a very valuable commodity. Think what the Libyans would pay for your knowledge of American Intelligence. Or the Chinese. Or the Colombians. I think quite a lot of money, Mr. Blue.
Jeff Blue: You see? Most people do like me.

Jeff Blue: FBI! You're under arrest. You have the right to remain silent. If you give up that right you may talk, sing, dance, impersonate Elvis or anything else you like. You have the right to an attorney. If you're broke and can't afford one, tough shit! Now get in the car you suspected felon you.
Mr. Ferderber: Wait, wait. What am I being charged with?
Jeff Blue: That's for me to know and you to find out.

Lt. Theodore 'Ted' Sawyer: My source at the FBI said they didn't think you were, and I quote, "Bureau material."
Jeff Blue: That's true. I'm more of an end table.
Jane Blue: I always thought of you as a dining room chair.
Jeff Blue: Really? I see you as a rosewood armoire with really nice drawers.

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Thomas Barnes: Thanks.
Kent Taylor: For what?
Thomas Barnes: For getting me back out here.
Kent Taylor: Don't thank me yet.

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