Lawrence Garfield: I love money. I love money more than the things it can buy. There's only one thing I love more than money. You know what that is? other PEOPLE'S money.
Lawrence Garfield: I love money more than the things it can buy... but what I love more than money is other people's money.
Lawrence Garfield: Make as much as you can. For as long as you can. Whoever has the most when he dies, wins.
Bill Coles: Can I speak frankly?
Lawrence Garfield: No. Lie to me! Tell me how thrilled you are to know me. I always speak frankly. I hate people who say, "Can we speak frankly?" It means they're bullshittin' me the rest of the time.
Owen: She didn't feel a thing, Professor Donner. I know how important that is to you not to have her feel a thing.
Owen: Your wife. She had a little trouble walking, but that was from the gardener.
Larry: You saw my wife?
Owen: She was kind of a tart, Larry. Although I can see why you married her. She was very beautiful.
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