Quotes from Val Kilmer movies and TV shows - page 4 of 7

Chris Knight: Welcome to Pacific Tech's "Smart People on Ice."

Chris Knight: Jerry, if you think that by threatening me you can get me to be your slave... Well, that's where you're right. But - and I am only saying this because I care - there are a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market today that are just as tasty as the real thing.
Professor Hathaway: I'm not kidding, Chris.
Chris Knight: Neither am I, Jerry.

Mitch: You know, um, something strange happened to me this morning.
Chris Knight: Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?
Mitch: No.
Chris Knight: Why am I the only one who has that dream?

Chris Knight: Do you mind if I name my first child after you?"Dipshit Knight" has a nice ring to it.

Mitch: What are you doing?
Chris Knight: Self-realization. I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said, " I drank what?"

Chris Knight: Would you qualify that as a launch problem or a design problem?

Chris Knight: Look at it this way. Considering the type of people you are and the environment you're in, you have to admit the strong possibility this may be the only chance you ever have in your entire lives... to have sex.

Chris Knight: You didn't touch anything, did you?
Mitch: No.
Chris Knight: Good. Because all of my filth is arranged in alphabetical order. This, for instance, is under 'H' for "toy."
Mitch: What is it?
Chris Knight: It's a penis stretcher. Do you want to try it?
Mitch: No.
Chris Knight: I'm just kidding. It's yet another in a long series of diversions in an attempt to avoid responsibility.

More Real Genius quotes

J.T. Barker: Do you think that jerk Roy do a better job raising your boy than you?
Karen McCoy: At least Roy is his father. At least he has a chance of a normal life with him.
J.T. Barker: Normal? What's not normal about getting on an airplane with your mam and go down to Rio with 3 million bucks?

J.T. Barker: That's right she's your mama. You're her son. We're rich. Let's go to Rio.

J.T. Barker: How many of these creeps have you got in your life?

More The Real McCoy quotes

Gallagher: Fuck this planet.

Gallagher: Kill him. That's my kind of girl.

Gallagher: I'm gonna die on this planet.

Chip Pettengill: It's weird. There's nothing here.
Gallagher: It's Mars.

Gallagher: God works in mysterious ways.

Gallagher: We can breathe.
Dr. Quinn Burchenal: I don't know what the hell this is but I'll take it.

Gallagher: We walk 100 km. To a 30 year old Russian rock probe that failed to launch and try to jump start it. Gee, why couldn't you make it tough.

Gallagher: Hey, sweetie.
Chip Pettengill: Sweetie? Is she our navigator or your girlfriend?
Gallagher: It's been a long flight.
Chip Pettengill: Certainly has.

Gallagher: This is good for something.

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