Johnny Depp

Quotes from Johnny Depp movies and TV shows - page 9 of 12

Henry: Do you even have a ship, a crew... Pants?
Captain Jack Sparrow: A great pirate does not bother with such intricacies.

Carina Smyth: Men on that ship are looking for Jack. And Jack is on this boat. I'm going to swim for it!
Captain Jack Sparrow: How dare you do exactly what I'd do if I were you?

Captain Jack Sparrow: I once knew a Spaniard named...something in Spanish.

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Jack Sparrow: You walk like a girl.
Angelica: You would know.

Angelica: Treasure! There is a chest with jewels. Jewels with the power to rule the wind and tide.
Jack Sparrow: You're making that up.
Angelica: Wait! I am with child. Yours.
Jack Sparrow: I don't recall that we ever had...
Angelica: You were drunk.
Jack Sparrow: I've actually never been that drunk.

Jack Sparrow: Captain, I wish to report a mutiny. I can name fingers and point names.

Jack Sparrow: I support the missionary's position.

Jack Sparrow: You know that feeling you get when you're standing in a high place... Sudden urge to jump?. I don't have it.

Jack Sparrow: There'll be dangers along the way... Firstly mermaids, zombies... Blackbeard.

Gibbs: All part of the plan, yes?
Jack Sparrow: No.

Jack Sparrow: Did everyone see that? Because I will NOT be doing it again.

Angelica: What were you doing in a Spanish convent, anyway?
Jack Sparrow: Mistook it for a brothel. Honest mistake.

Jack Sparrow: Clergyman, on the off chance that this does not go well for me, I would like it noted here and now that I am fully prepared to believe in whatever I must, so that I might be welcomed into that place where all the "goody-goodies" get to go once they pop their clogs. Savvy?

Jack Sparrow: Have you been there?
Captain Teague: Does this face look like it's been to the fountain of youth?
Jack Sparrow: Depends on the light.

Angelica: That's hardly appropriate for the first mate.
Jack Sparrow: Was I the first?

Jack Sparrow: You lied to me by telling me the truth?
Angelica: Yes.
Jack Sparrow: That's good! May I use that?

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Jack Sparrow: But why is the rum gone?


Jack Sparrow: Who makes all these?
Will Turner: I do. And I practice with them... Three hours a day.
Jack Sparrow: You need to get yourself a girl, mate. Or perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you've already found one and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch, are you?

Elizabeth Swann: That's it, then? That's the secret grand adventure of the infamous Jack Sparrow - you spent three days lying on a beach drinking rum?
Jack Sparrow: Welcome to the Caribbean, love.

Jack Sparrow: Me I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly it's the honest ones you have to watch out for, you never can predict if they're going to do something incredibly stupid.

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