Salma Hayek

Quotes from Salma Hayek movies and TV shows

Max Burdett: How was the tennis lesson?
Lola Cirillo: Great. The teacher said I'm a natural. He said I have the best backside he's ever seen.

More After the Sunset quotes

Sara Sandoval: I might not know who I am but I know who I'm not, I'm not someone who lets her country down.

Quentin Cooke: Besides, you're not alone.
Sara Sandoval: Right. A gun-happy farm girl, an ugly dog, a wet-behind-the-ears cop and a spoiled brat. What a team.

Sara Sandoval: Quentin, look at me! I was raised to be a spoiled lady, not a renegade. One minute I think I have all the answers, and the next I am crying for a manicure. I am lost out here.

More Bandidas quotes

Monica: Something happened to the world and nobody understood it. It was confusing and people started jumping to conclusions. There are no more absolutes. Time space good evil the things we know the things we believe in the things we see we thought we understood these things but maybe we don't maybe they're all relative.

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El Mariachi: Carolina, did I thank you?
Carolina: No.
El Mariachi: I will.

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Serendipity: When are you people going to learn? It's not about who's right or wrong. No denomination's nailed it yet, and they never will because they're all too self-righteous to realize that it doesn't matter what you have faith in, just that you have faith. Your hearts are in the right place, but your brains need to wake up.

Serendipity: Leave it to the Catholics to destroy existence.

Serendipity: Read the Bible again sometime. Women are painted as bigger antagonists than the Egyptians and Romans combined. It stinks.

Serendipity: I have issues with anyone who treats faith as a burden instead of a blessing. You people don't celebrate your faith; you mourn it.

More Dogma quotes

Frida Kahlo: At the end of the day, we can endure much more than we think we can.

Frida Kahlo: I had two big accidents in my life Diego, the trolley and you... You are by far the worse.

Frida Kahlo: Did I tell you that I'm going to walk again.
Alex: Yes.
Frida Kahlo: Did you believe it?
Alex: Of course I do.
Frida Kahlo: You'd better, because you are going to miss it.

Frida Kahlo: Don't think I am going to sleep with you just because you took me under your wing.
Diego Rivera: Before you came along, I was painting murals and womanizing in peace.

Diego Rivera: Thank you.
Frida Kahlo: For what?
Diego Rivera: For making a fat, old, crazy Communist a happy man.

Frida Kahlo: They say never trust a limping dog or the tears of a woman.

Frida Kahlo: I'm just keeping you honest, panzon.

Frida Kahlo: What do you think matters most for a good marriage?
Guillermo Kahlo: A short memory.
Frida Kahlo: Why did you get married?
Guillermo Kahlo: I can't remember.

Guillermo Kahlo: Who's there?
Frida Kahlo: The ghost of Frida Kahlo.
Guillermo Kahlo: I knew her.
Frida Kahlo: How are you?
Guillermo Kahlo: Lonely. Only you ghosts come to visit these days.

Diego Rivera: Is fidelity that important to you?
Frida Kahlo: Loyalty is important to me. Can you be loyal?

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