Quotes from Antonio Banderas movies and TV shows - page 3 of 3

Puss in Boots: Feed me, if you dare.

Donkey: Man, you are a cat-tastrophe.
Puss in Boots: And you, are ri-donk-ulous.

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Gregorio Cortez: Remind me to raise their allowance.

Gregorio Cortez: Remember when we could sense danger a mile away?
Ingrid Cortez: Those were the days.

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Gregorio Cortez: Glasses, Quick.

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Pierre Dulaine: I want to teach your kids to dance.
Principal Augustine James: If theres' one thing they can do, it's dance.
Pierre Dulaine: Ballroom dance? Waltz, the foxtrot?
Principal Augustine James: Ok, where's the camera? Because if you're saying that you want to teach my kids the foxtrot I have to be on TV.

Rock: Doctor's note. I can't dance, I have a heart condition.
Pierre Dulaine: Interesting man, your doctor. Not many doctors write notes on three-hole paper.

Pierre Dulaine: Do you love to dance?
Caitlin: Yeah.
Pierre Dulaine: Then you're meant to dance.

Caitlin: Mr.Dulaine? Morgan says the kids you teach up town are a bunch of no-talent losers.
Pierre Dulaine: You cannot always believe what Morgan says.
Caitlin: I would really like to join them.

Pierre Dulaine: Thank you.
LaRhette: Uh-huh.
Pierre Dulaine: I believe the appropiate response is "you're welcome"
LaRhette: Uh-huh.

Ramos: What? ┬┐Tu no sabes? I can shake it.
Pierre Dulaine: Then I suggest you shake it with the partner that I assigned you.

Pierre Dulaine: What if I said these dances would make you look cool?
Rock: I'd say you're full of shit.

Pierre Dulaine: To do something, anything, is hard. It's much easier to blame your father, your mother, the environment, the government, the lack of money, but even if you find a place to assign the blame, it doesn't make the problems go away.

Pierre Dulaine: I understand six languages and I speak five - all with a Spanish accent.

Principal Augustine James: You know who did that to my car, don't you?
Pierre Dulaine: He may have been black, or hispanic.
Principal Augustine James: ...Let me know if you remember.

More Take the Lead quotes

Keith Ripley: What the fuck are you doing?
Gabriel Martin: Improvising.

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