Diego: Congratulations. You're now an idiot in two languages.
Gus: I have a gun. It's loaded. Shut up.
Gus: From now on, the only person who gets to yell is me. Why? Because I have a gun. People with guns get to do whatever they want. Married people without guns - for instance, you - DO NOT get to yell. Why? NO GUNS! No guns, no yelling. See? Simple little equation.
Tommy Gavin: Let me tell you something, sister, you serve two purposes in this house - you can give me a blow job or make me a sandwich. I'm not in the mood for head and I had a late breakfast, so you're shit out of luck.
Tommy Gavin: The harder I work, the luckier I goddamned get.
Tommy Gavin: Bless me father for I sinned... and so have you.
Tommy Gavin: When I was growing up, I had Sister Mary Shovel Face in school... you get Sharon Stone.
Gil Mars: What are you worried about? They're only toys.
Lono Veccio: A busket?
Detective Michael McCann: I love this neighborhood. Some of these broads are wearing my salary.
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