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[Patrick has been accused of exposing himself.]
Patrick: I was joking with the lunch lady, it was a bratwurst.
Miss Perky: A bratwurst? My, aren't we the optimist.
Ennis Del Mar: Bottom line is, we're around each other an' this thing, it grabs hold of us again at the wrong place, at the wrong time, and we're dead.
Dalfonso: You are charged with heresy. To wit: fornicating with a novice!
Casanova: She was hardly a novice.