Quotes from Heath Ledger movies and TV shows

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Patrick: Don't ever let any one make you feel like you don't deserve what you want.

[Patrick has been accused of exposing himself.]
Patrick: I was joking with the lunch lady, it was a bratwurst.
Miss Perky: A bratwurst? My, aren't we the optimist.

Jack Twist: That's more words than you've spoke in the past two weeks.
Ennis Del Mar: Hell, that's the most I've spoke in a year.

Ennis Del Mar: Bottom line is, we're around each other an' this thing, it grabs hold of us again at the wrong place, at the wrong time, and we're dead.

Jack Twist: God, I wish I knew how to quit you!
Ennis Del Mar: Well, why don't you?

Dalfonso: You are charged with heresy. To wit: fornicating with a novice!
Casanova: She was hardly a novice.

Casanova: Casanova, the philosopher? Who devotes his life to the perfection of experience? Yes, I know him.
Francesca Bruni: No, Casanova the libertine, who devotes his life to seducing women.
Casanova: Well, we're obviously talking about the same person.

Casanova: What's this 'we?' You slapped him, you fight him.

Casanova: She has a secret lover? Who?
Giovanni Bruni: I don't know, it's a secret.

The Joker: Why so serious?

The Joker: I believe whatever doesn't kill you, simply makes you... Stranger.

The Joker: Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos. Oh, and you know what the thing about chaos is? It's fair.

Gambol: You think you can steal from us and get away with it?
The Joker: Yeah.

The Joker: Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push.

The Joker: If you are good at something, never do it for free.

Party guest: We're not intimidated by thugs.
Joker: You know, you remind me of my father. I hated my father.

The Joker: You won't kill me out of some mis-placed sense of self-righteousness. And I won't kill you because you're just too much fun.

The Joker: People will die, starting tonight. I'm a man of my word.

Batman: Why do you want to kill me?
The Joker: I don't want to kill you. What would I do without you?

The Joker: You wanna know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can't savor all the little emotions. You see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are.

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