Quotes from James Marsden movies and TV shows

Jane: I think you should just admit that you're a big softy. That this whole cynical thing is just an act so that you can seem wounded, and mysterious, and sexy.
Kevin: Whoa whoa whoa. What was the last one?
Jane: What?
Kevin: Did you say sexy?
Jane: What?
Kevin: Do you think I'm sexy?
Jane: No.
Kevin: It's OK if you do.
Jane: I don't.

Jane: I never do anything like this.
Kevin: I know.
Jane: You do?
Kevin: Yes, you kept repeating that over and over last night - I never do anything like this... I NEVER do anything like this... I never do ANYTHING like this.

Kevin: What color is that - vomit?

Kevin: What about you? You don't have any needs?
Jane: No. I'm Jesus.

Kevin: Wait, what are those?
Jane: Nothing.
Kevin: Are those?
Jane: NO.
Kevin: Are they bridesmaid dresses?
Jane: This is none of your business!
Kevin: Ohhh... Good God. What, you kept them all? You have a whole closet full, why?
Jane: I have a lot of friends and I like to keep them.
Kevin: Right. Well, that makes complete sense because they're... Beautiful.
Jane: Some of them are not that bad.
Kevin: Not that bad? I'd like to see one of them that's not that bad.

Kevin: You'd rather focus on other people's Kodak moments than make memories of your own!

Kevin: You kinda look like a shiny mermaid.

Jane: Wanna go find the ugliest stuff in the store and register Tess for it?
Kevin: Let's do it.

Jane: You write the most beautiful things. Do you actually believe in love and marriage and just pretend to be a cynic or are you actually a cynic who knows how to spin romantic crap for girls like me?
Kevin: I didn't follow that at all, but I think the second one, the spinning crap one.

More 27 Dresses quotes

Dawson: I love who I am when I'm with you, Amanda.
Dawson: You are my dearest friend, my deepest love.
Dawson: You are the very best of me.

Young Amanda: Dawson, What would you risk for me?
Younger Dawson: Everything.
Young Amanda: Then let me love you like that. Please.

More The Best of Me quotes

Arthur Lewis: Well, we'll always have Mars.

More The Box quotes

Diggs: I love bein' a spy dog.

Butch: Team, huddle up.
Diggs: It's go time.
Catherine: Save the dogs, save the world.
Butch: First thing to do, get on top of that ride.
Seamus: Yes! Wait is there a height requirement for this ride?

Catherine: You owe me, big time dog.
Diggs: Yeah, about what I said before about liking cats.
Catherine: Never happened.
Diggs: Thank you.

Diggs: Alright team, we got work to do.
Butch: You're not going anywhere.
Diggs: What? Why not?
Butch: Because you don't have your new collar... Agent.
Seamus: Go ahead with you bad self, Bling.
Lou: You guys ready to do this?
Catherine: Work with a bunch of dogs again? How could I say no.
Seamus: Absolutely! Wait we're talking about lunch right?
Diggs: Alright team, Lets go kick some tail.

Diggs: You wanna bite something pal? Bite this.

More Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore quotes

Prince Edward: [To a TV screen.] Magic Mirror, tell me where she is!
TV Reporter: Reporting from 116th and Broadway.
Prince Edward: 116th and Broadway. Thank you mirror!

More Enchanted quotes

E.B.: What'd she say? Was it about me?
Fred O'Hare: She thinks Easter is cool. Talking rabbits freaks her out.

More Hop quotes

Chris Vanowen: "fatum nos iungebit" is wrong.
Detective Cohagan: How so, doctor?
Chris Vanowen: The future imperfect tense of the verb unite, iungere, is not iungebit. It's iunget. It should say "fatum nos iunget." So the person you're looking for made a classic Latin error. But I'm guessing you knew that already, too, didn't you?
Detective Cohagan: You know the phrase "fuck you?"" Germanic origin.

More The Loft quotes

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