Quotes from Miranda Richardson movies and TV shows

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Plan E: General Hospital - S4-E5

Nurse Mary: Ah, Captain Blackadder. I hope you're going to conduct yourself with a little more decorum this time.
Blackadder: No, I'm going to conduct myself with no decorum. Shove off.

Chains - S2-E6

Queen Elizabeth: And me, did you miss me, Edmund?
Blackadder: Madam, life without you was like a broken pencil.
Queen Elizabeth: Explain?
Blackadder: Pointless.

Head - S2-E2

Melchett: Grey, I suspect, your Majesty.
Queen Elizabeth: I think you'll find they were orange, Lord Melchett.
Melchett: Grey is more usual, Ma'am.
Queen Elizabeth: Who's Queen?
Melchett: As you say, Majesty. There were these magnificent orange elephants.

Jude: Hello stranger.

Jude: Fuck me, Fergus?

Ingrid Fleming: She worries me.

Lady Van Tassel: Dear stepdaughter... You look as if you'd seen a ghost.

Lady Van Tassel: The Horseman comes, and tonight he comes for you.

Lady Van Tassel: You're just in time to have your head cut off.

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