Quotes from Adam Goldberg movies and TV shows

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Jack: This isn't Paris. This is hell.

Marion: I can't see you. I could be having sex with Gregory Peck or something.
Jack: Well, good for you.

American tourist: I think the French are so rude.
Jack: I know. It's a cliché but it's true.

Mrs. Carver: So, what are your plans for after the wedding?
Mordechai Jefferson Carver: Kill you.

Mordechai Jefferson Carver: Hey, you don't wanna pick up this penny?
Mohammed Ali Paula Abdul Rahim: Nooooooooo.

Mordechai Jefferson Carver: Shabbat shalom, motherfuckers.

Mordechai Jefferson Carver: Let's dance the hora.
Damian Claus: You're a hora.

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