Quotes from Jack Nicholson movies and TV shows - page 5 of 6

Jack Torrance: Here's Johnny!

More The Shining quotes

Harry Sanborn: Some people consider rap poetry.
Erica Barry: C'mon, how many words can you rhyme with bitch?

Harry Sanborn: I can't get past your damn turtleneck.
Erica Barry: Cut it off.

Erica Barry: I DO like sex.
Harry Sanborn: You certainly do.

More Something's Gotta Give quotes

Aurora Greenway: I'm inviting you to come over and look at my Renoir.
Garrett Breedlove: You're inviting me to bed.
Aurora Greenway: It happens to be in my bedroom.
Garrett Breedlove: Is the Renoir under the covers?
Aurora Greenway: Don't cackle, Garrett. Do you want to see it?

Garrett Breedlove: You're just going to have to trust me about this one thing. You need a lot of drinks.
Aurora Greenway: To break the ice?
Garrett Breedlove: To kill the bug that you have up your ass.

Garrett Breedlove: I like the lights on.
Aurora Greenway: Then go home and turn them on.

Aurora Greenway: If I don't answer the bell, that means the back door's open.
Garrett Breedlove: The back door's open?

More Terms of Endearment quotes

Daryl Van Horne: You may think me crazy, but I know music. It's the one thing that makes me humble.

Daryl Van Horne: I see men running around trying to put their dicks into everything, trying to make something happen... but it's women who are the source... the only power. Nature, birth, rebirth. Cliche? Cliche... sure... but true.

Daryl Van Horne: I see men, sixty, seventy years old breaking their balls to stay fit! What for? When I die, I want to be sick, not healthy.

Alexandra Medford: Who are you?
Daryl Van Horne: Just your average, horny little devil.

Daryl Van Horne: Well, if that's how you feel about it, then that's how you feel about it. Is that how you feel about it?

Daryl Van Horne: Men are such cocksuckers aren't they? You don't have to answer that. It's true. They're scared. Their dicks get limp when confronted by a woman of obvious power and what do they do about it? Call them witches, burn them, torture them, until every woman is afraid. Afraid of herself... afraid of men... and all for what? Fear of losing their hard-on.

Daryl Van Horne: You haven't seen any snowy egrets around here, have you?
Alexandra Medford: No.
Daryl Van Horne: Me either. Not that I'd know a snowy egret if I were pissing on one. You want some lunch?
Alexandra Medford: I think it's a little late in the season.
Daryl Van Horne: For lunch?
Alexandra Medford: No, pissing on birds.

More The Witches of Eastwick quotes

Will Randall: What do you do?
Laura: Why do you care?
Will Randall: I don't. I was just making polite conversation.
Laura: I'd rather not discuss what I do.
Will Randall: You know, I think I understand what you're like now. You're very beautiful and you think men are only interested in you because you're beautiful, but you want them to be interested in you because you're you. The problem is, aside from all that beauty, you're not very interesting. You're rude, you're hostile, you're sullen, you're withdrawn. I know you want someone to look past all that at the real person underneath but the only reason anyone would bother to look past all that is because you're beautful. Ironic, isn't it? In an odd way you're your own problem.

Mary: Is the worm turning, Mr. Randall?
Will Randall: The worm has turned and it is now packing an Uzi, Mary.
Mary: It's about fucking time, sir.

[While urinating in the men's room, Will Randall turns and pees on Stewart's suede shoes.]
Will Randall: I'm just marking my territory.
Stewart Swinton: Oh Nice. Suede.
Will Randall: Asparagus.

Will Randall: I think I'm dangerous. Especially at night.

Will Randall: I've been offered a choice between no job and a job no one would want.

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