Quotes from Cameron Diaz movies and TV shows - page 3 of 3

Princess Fiona: Is that glitter on your lips?
Prince Charming: Mmm, cherry flavored. Want a taste?

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Shrek: Good morning.
Princess Fiona: Good morning. Ooh, morning breath.
Shrek: Yeah. Isn't it wonderful?

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Shrek: You know, I always thought I'd rescued you from the Dragon's Keep.
Princess Fiona: You did.
Shrek: No. It was you who rescued me.

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Pat Healy: My real passion is my hobby.
Mary: Really, what's that?
Pat Healy: I work with retards.
Mary: Isn't that a little, uhm, politically incorrect?
Pat Healy: Well, heh, to hell with that... No one's going to tell me who I can and can't work with, right?

Mary: Is that... Is that hair gel?

Ted: I say they should put more meats on a stick, you know? They got a lot of sweets on sticks-popsicles, fudgesicles, lollipops - but hardly any meat.
Mary: I agree there should be more.
Ted: You know what I'd like to see? Meat in a cone. You could put corned beef hash in a cone, or chopped liver.

Mary: Hey, you want to go upstairs and watch SportsCenter?
Ted: No, I think I'm just going to quit while I'm ahead.
Mary: You're not that far ahead, Ted.

Mary: You've been to Nepal?
Pat Healy: Not in months, I don't know why I bought the damn place.

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Jack Fuller: How hard can it be?
Joy McNally: I know how hard it isn't.

Chong: I eat girls like you.
Joy McNally: You eat girls?
Chong: That's not what I me.
Joy McNally: No, makes sense.
Chong: No! I'm not.
Joy McNally: Totally understandable.

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