Quotes from Cameron Diaz movies and TV shows

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Elizabeth Halsey: Sign my yearbook.
Russell Gettis: Hold my ball sack.

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Russell Gettis: That was a nice thing you did for him.
Elizabeth Halsey: He was going through a difficult time.
Russell Gettis: I am going through a difficult time. May I have your panties?
Elizabeth Halsey: I'm not wearing any.

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Elizabeth Halsey: I'm going to suck your dick like I'm mad at it.

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Elizabeth Halsey: Well, that's my spiel, as the Jews say.

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Natalie: They don't call me balls out Natalie for nothing.

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Pete: I'll get tickets.
Natalie: I love tickets!

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Natalie: Where's Knox? Is he OK?
Dylan: He's fine. He's the bad guy.

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Roy Miller: I warned you about the plane.
June Havens: No you didn't!
Roy Miller: I said that some things happen for a reason.
June Havens: That's not a warning! A warning is, June, if you get on this plane, you will fucking die!

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Miller: Some people are gonna come looking for you now.
June Havens: Why?
Miller: They'll tell you I'm mentally unstable and violent and dangerous and it will all sound very convincing.
June Havens: I'm already convinced.

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June Havens: The pilots are dead!
Miller: Yeah, they've been shot.
June Havens: By who?
Miller: By me. No, actually, I shot the first pilot then he accidentally shot the second pilot. It's just one of those things.

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Carly Whitten: We got played by the same guy. Do you want vodka or tequila?

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Carly Whitten: You wrecked two marriages!
Lydia: One of them was mine, so that doesn't count.

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Fiona: Wait! Where are you going? The exit's over there.
Shrek: Well, I have to save my ass.
Fiona: What kind of knight are you?
Shrek: One of a kind.

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Donkey: Hi, Princess!
Princess Fiona: It talks!
Shrek: Yeah, it's getting him to shut up that's the trick.

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Princess Fiona: Is that glitter on your lips?
Prince Charming: Mmm, cherry flavored. Want a taste?

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Shrek: You know, I always thought I'd rescued you from the Dragon's Keep.
Princess Fiona: You did.
Shrek: No. It was you who rescued me.

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Pat Healy: My real passion is my hobby.
Mary: Really, what's that?
Pat Healy: I work with retards.
Mary: Isn't that a little, uhm, politically incorrect?
Pat Healy: Well, heh, to hell with that... No one's going to tell me who I can and can't work with, right?

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Mary: Hey, you want to go upstairs and watch SportsCenter?
Ted: No, I think I'm just going to quit while I'm ahead.
Mary: You're not that far ahead, Ted.

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Mary: Is that... Is that hair gel?

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Ted: I say they should put more meats on a stick, you know? They got a lot of sweets on sticks-popsicles, fudgesicles, lollipops - but hardly any meat.
Mary: I agree there should be more.
Ted: You know what I'd like to see? Meat in a cone. You could put corned beef hash in a cone, or chopped liver.

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