Quotes from Hugh Grant movies and TV shows - page 3 of 3

Samuel Faulkner: Can't you give her something for the pain?
Dr. Kosevich: You don't want natural child birth?
Samuel Faulkner: No.
Dr. Kosevich: Okay, uh... You want Anastasia? Drugs, yes? Okay, valium.
Samuel Faulkner: Valium is no good for her.
Dr. Kosevich: No, for me.
Samuel Faulkner: No.

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Holly Carpenter: Hey! I'm driving you home.
Keith Michaels: Wow. This is a full service restaurant.
Holly Carpenter: Well, you had two glasses and you had two at the bar. And if you die I don't get to take your course and it's gonna screw up my whole schedule.
Keith Michaels: What about my car?
Holly Carpenter: It's a Hyundai. It'll be there in the morning.

Jim: When I was younger, I thought having the perfect Shakespeare quote for every situation would make me beloved.
Keith Michaels: It's surprisingly unhelpful.
Jim: Yeah, it seems to really annoy people.

Andrea Stein-Rosen: I don't think I go that deep. That's what everybody keeps telling me, anyways.
Keith Michaels: Well, let's prove everybody wrong.

Keith Michaels: Everyone loves Betty White.

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David: So, you can see the difference between this Tintoretto and the earlier Byzantine painting we looked at? What would you say is the most significant difference?
Ray: Me? I'd say the frame's bigger here.

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Helen Wade: Would you like anything?
George Wade: I'd love some Milk Duds.
Helen Wade: We don't have any, I could send out for one.
George Wade: Oh, no, don't be ridiculous. If you're going to send out, get a whole box.

George Wade: And did you tell Billy you loved him? Did you say, 'Billy, I love you'?

June Carter: Do you know what I like even more than chess?
George Wade: Pokémon?

George Wade: If you have to go, just... go.
Lucy Kelson: What? What am I, five years old? This is my car.
George Wade: It's only a Volvo.
Lucy Kelson: People just don't go in Volvos.
George Wade: I'll buy you another Volvo.
Lucy Kelson: No! Besides, that is the only thing you'll ever remember about me... that I'm the woman who went on the front seat.
George Wade: Well, that would be hard to forget.

George Wade: I find you... annoying.

George Wade: Divorce always gives me an appetite. Kabob?
Lucy Kelson: No thanks. I've never really warmed to the idea of a flesh popsicle.

George Wade: This whole project is worth about 50 million in profits.
Ruth Kelson: No offense, but I think it's immoral for one person to acquire that much wealth. How do you sleep at night?
George Wade: Well, I have a machine that simulates the sound of the ocean.
Larry Kelson: Do those really work?
George Wade: Oh, yes, quite well actually.

George Wade: I own the hotel, and I live there. My life is very much like Monopoly.

Lucy Kelson: You called everyone but Slurpee Heaven.
George Wade: That is not true. I did call Slurpee Heaven. They didn't want you. Heard you had attitude. Said you weren't "Slurpee" material.

George Wade: Well, we obviously can't leave you alone with that stapler.

Lucy Kelson: Oh good, while you're at it, be sure to massage his cloven hoof.
George Wade: Girls, I'm starting to feel a pain in my ass.

George Wade: I'm now poor. When I say I'm poor, I mean we may have to share a helicopter with another family.

Lucy Kelson: Oh, well, I can swing a racket.
George Wade: Yes I know, at my head, I've experienced it.

Lucy Kelson: What did I tell you that defines an emergency?
George Wade: A large meteoroid, severe blood loss and uh... what was the other thing?
Lucy Kelson: Death! And you're not dead.

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