Diane Farrow: You know, all my life, I've felt ugly, and now I have the worlds most desireable man telling me that I am beautiful. I have the Prince of England at home pining for me. I mean, Paul, this is like a dream come true. I could be a princess.
Diane Farrow: Was there a second date that I'm not aware of?
Herb Overkill: Woah! These guys are pumped!
Scarlett Overkill: Maybe I'll settle them down with a bedtime story.
Bob the Minion: Bedtime story?
Scarlett Overkill: Once upon a time, there were three little pigs. The pigs encountered a big, bad wolf, who hired the three pigs to come work for her. One day, the pigs did something very stupid, so the wolf huffed, and puffed and she BLEW THEM OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH! The end.
Scarlett Overkill: Doesn't it feel so good to be bad?
Gracie Hart: His ego is like this big and his equpment is like this big.
Gracie Hart: Good evening, I know the program says I'm supposed to play the water glasses for you, but, uh, some of the girls got dehydrated.
Gracie Hart: The last time I was this naked in public I was coming out of a uterus.
Gracie Hart: Sir, that is one really really purple Russian, sir.
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