Quotes from Joseph Gordon-Levitt movies and TV shows - page 3 of 4

Hesher: You gonna try and fuck her?
T.J.: No.
Hesher: Well that's good? Cus' can't fuck her from here dude. Gotta be way closer.

Hesher: You lost your wife. And you lost your mom. I lost my nut.

Hesher: Do you think she shaves her pussy?

Hesher: Dude if you wanna poke her, there's nothing wrong with that. Don't be ashamed. Human beings have been poking vagina for hundreds of years. Longer probably. Bro! Seriously there's nothing wrong with wantin' some pussy.

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Arthur: With the slightest disturbance, dreams are gonna collapse.

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Richie Nix: I read about this guy once who weighed 1200 pounds. Can you believe that? For breakfast he'd have like 2 pounds of bacon, a dozen eggs, some rolls. Then for lunch he'd have 4 hamburgers, 4 double cheeseburgers, 8 boxes of fries. For dinner: 3 ham steaks, 6 sweet potatoes, 6 or 7 regular potatoes, some stuffing.

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Joe: I'm gonna fix this! I'm gonna find him, and I'm gonna kill him!

Joe: Time travel has not yet been invented. But thirty years from now, it will have been.

Older Joe: I don't want to talk about time travel because if we start talking about it then we're going to be here all day talking about it, making diagrams with straws.

Joe: This is my life now. I earned it. You had yours already. So why don't you do what old men do, and die?

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Wilee: Suck it, douchebag.

Wilee: Who are you, man?
Bobby: I'm the guy you don't fuck with.

Wilee: Brakes are death.

Wilee: Douchebag! Have a nice day.

Vanessa: What kind of bike messenger are you?
Wilee: The kind with a Masters in Bullshit and Obfuscation.

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Johnny: You'd be smart to kill me now.

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Edward Snowden: And ultimately, the truth sinks in that no matter what justification you're selling yourself, this is not about terrorism. Terrorism is the excuse. This is about economic and social control. And the only thing you're really protecting is the supremacy of your government.

Edward Snowden: You didn't tell me we were running a dragnet on the whole world, Corbin.

Edward Snowden: I think the greatest freedom that I have gained, the fact that I don't have to worry about what happens tomorrow, Because I'm happy with what I've done Today.

Edward Snowden: So, this is data collection for the month of March worldwide, emails and Skype calls. So France, 70 million. Germany, 500 million. Brazil, two billion. Inside the U.S., 3.1 billion emails and calls. That's not including any of the telecom company data.
NSA Dep. Director Lowell: Okay, so what's the collection in Russia?
Edward Snowden: Russia is 1.5 billion.
NSA Dep. Director Lowell: Wait, so we're collecting twice as much in the U.S. as we are in Russia?

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