Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Quotes from Joseph Gordon-Levitt movies and TV shows - page 3 of 4

Barbara: Movies and porn are different, Jon. They give awards for movies.
Don Jon: And they give awards for porn too.

Bobby: That's her?
Don Jon: That's definitely her.
Bobby: She's a dime.
Don Jon: This girl's more than a dime, bro.
Bobby: There's no such thing. There's a scale from 1-10.
Don Jon: I'm just saying.
Bobby: Oh my god, what are you in love with her already?

Don Jon: For the next few minutes all the bullshit fades away and the only thing in the world is those tits... dat ass... the blowjob... the cowboy, the doggie, the money shot and that's it, I don't gotta say anything, I don't gotta do anything. I just fucking lose myself.

Don Jon: I never actually touch my cock 'til I find the right clip.

Danny: Listen, I don't like more than a handful of titty. No, no, no, no, no. No. A nice handful, I love it, but more than that, it's like, no! Shit starts to remind me of my mom or something.
Don Jon: Jesus Christ.
Bobby: Yeah, your mom do got some big-ass titties.
Danny: Don't talk about my mother.
Bobby: You brought up your mother.

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Hesher: You gonna try and fuck her?
T.J.: No.
Hesher: Well that's good? Cus' can't fuck her from here dude. Gotta be way closer.

Hesher: You lost your wife. And you lost your mom. I lost my nut.

Hesher: Do you think she shaves her pussy?

Hesher: Dude if you wanna poke her, there's nothing wrong with that. Don't be ashamed. Human beings have been poking vagina for hundreds of years. Longer probably. Bro! Seriously there's nothing wrong with wantin' some pussy.

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Arthur: With the slightest disturbance, dreams are gonna collapse.

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Richie Nix: I read about this guy once who weighed 1200 pounds. Can you believe that? For breakfast he'd have like 2 pounds of bacon, a dozen eggs, some rolls. Then for lunch he'd have 4 hamburgers, 4 double cheeseburgers, 8 boxes of fries. For dinner: 3 ham steaks, 6 sweet potatoes, 6 or 7 regular potatoes, some stuffing.

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Joe: I'm gonna fix this! I'm gonna find him, and I'm gonna kill him!

Joe: Time travel has not yet been invented. But thirty years from now, it will have been.

Older Joe: I don't want to talk about time travel because if we start talking about it then we're going to be here all day talking about it, making diagrams with straws.

Joe: This is my life now. I earned it. You had yours already. So why don't you do what old men do, and die?

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Wilee: Suck it, douchebag.

Wilee: Who are you, man?
Bobby: I'm the guy you don't fuck with.

Wilee: Brakes are death.

Wilee: Douchebag! Have a nice day.

Vanessa: What kind of bike messenger are you?
Wilee: The kind with a Masters in Bullshit and Obfuscation.

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