Quotes from Seth Green movies and TV shows

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Road to the Multiverse - S8-E1

[Stewie and Brian are in the Robot Chicken Universe.]
Stewie: So, how does it feel to be on a major network for fifteen minutes?
Chris: FUCK YOU!

Blue Harvest - S6-E1

Lois Griffin: Aren't you a little fat for a storm trooper?
Chris Griffin: Well, stay here and rot, you stuck-up bitch.

The Story on Page 1 - S2-E19

Brian Griffin: If I remember correctly, this is the Physics department.
Chris Griffin: That explains all the gravity.

Petarded - S4-E6

Chris Griffin: My dad's smarter than your dad!
Meg Griffin: We have the same dad, you idiot.
Chris Griffin: Yeah, but mine's smarter!

Chris Griffin: Stewie, do you want a sundae?
Stewie: Yes, but no sprinkles! For every sprinkle I find...I shall kill you!

Pnub: Maybe we should clean that up.
Mick: Yeah, and while we're at it, let's just clean the whole fuckin' house.

Mick: That is some one-hit shit.

Anton: You lied to me.
Mick: You killed me, let's try to keep this thing in perspective here.

Anton: Hey, I didn't kill anyone on purpose, okay?
Mick: Yeah, well, we weren't in hell! I mean, there was this bright white light at the end of a long tunnel, right, and there was these chicks' voices, and that music.
Anton: Music?
Pnub: Yeah, kinda uncool music, like, Enya. And these chicks' voices, they were saying, "come to us, come towards the light."
Anton: So what happened?
Mick: We figured, fuck it, I mean, it was really far.

Mick: Let's go walk through a nurse.

Mom: I thought I told you to go to bed.
Milo: You told me to "go to bed." You didn't say "get into bed."
Mom: Milo.

Gribble: The fact is, Mars needs moms.
Milo: What the heck does that mean?

Gribble: Have you ever seen Top Gun?
Milo: It's Milo.

Milo: What is going on?
Gribble: Mars needs moms, so the aliens are stealing them from Earth to raise their own kids.

Mom: I thought I told you to go to bed.
Milo: You told me to "Go to bed." You didn't say "Get into bed." It's not specific.
Mom: Milo, my life would be so much better if I didn't have to be a nagging mom.
Milo: Yeah, well, my life would be so much better if I didn't have a mom at all.

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