Quotes from Sarah Michelle Gellar movies and TV shows

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Touched - S7-E20

Spike: You listen to me. [Kneels in front of her.] I've been alive a bit longer than you, and dead a lot longer than that. I've seen things you couldn't imagine, and done things I prefer you didn't. I don't exactly have a reputation for being a thinker. I follow my blood, which doesn't exactly rush in the direction of my brain. So I make a lot of mistakes, a lot of wrong bloody calls. A hundred plus years, and there's only one thing I've ever been sure of: you. [Buffy looks away; he reaches toward her face.] Hey, look at me. I'm not asking you for anything. When I say, "I love you, " it's not because I want you or because I can't have you. It has nothing to do with me. I love what you are, what you do, how you try. I've seen your kindness and your strength. I've seen the best and the worst of you. And I understand with perfect clarity exactly what you are. You're a hell of a woman. You're the one, Buffy.
Buffy: [Quietly.] I don't wanna be the one.

Same Time, Same Place - S7-E3

Spike: Come on, it's this way.
Xander: We should have put a leash on him.
Buffy: Yes, let's tie ourselves to the crazy vampire!

Lie To Me - S2-E7

Angel: I did a lot of unconscionable things when I became a vampire. Drusilla was the worst. She was...an obsession of mine. She was pure, and sweet and chaste.
Buffy: You made her a vampire.
Angel: First I made her insane. Killed everyone she loved, visited every mental torture on her I could devise. She eventually fled to a convent, and on the day she took her holy orders, I turned her into a demon.

Chosen - S7-E22

Buffy: I love you.
Spike: No you don't, but thanks for saying it.

When She Was Bad - S2-E1

Buffy: Cordelia, your mouth is open, sound is coming from it. This is never good.

Buffy: Speak English, not whatever they speak in, um...
Giles: England?

Season 1 generally

Xander: So, Buffy, how'd the slaying go last night?
Buffy: Xander!
Xander: I mean, how'd the laying go? No, I don't mean that either.

No Place Like Home - S5-E5

[After finding Spike outside her house.]
Buffy: What are you doing here, Spike? Five words or less!
Spike: [counting on fingers.] Out...for...a...walk... Bitch.

Dirty Girls - S7-E18

Xander: I've been through more battles with Buffy than you all can ever imagine. She's stopped everything that's ever come up against her. She's laid down her life - literally - to protect the people around her. This girl has died *two* times, and she's still standing. You're scared? That's smart. You've got questions? You should. But you doubt her motives, you think Buffy's all about the kill, then you take the little bus to battle. I've seen her heart - and this time not literally - and I'm telling you right now, she cares more about your lives than you will ever know. You gotta trust her. She's earned it.
[Pause.]
Faith: Damn. I never knew you were that cool.
Buffy: Well, you always were a little slow.

Buffy: This is Andrew, he's our hostage.
Andrew: I prefer guestage.

Once More, With Feeling - S6-E7

Buffy: So, any idea what's going on?
Spike: Oh, so that's all. You just come to pump me for information?
Buffy: What else would I want to pump you for?
[pause as Buffy realizes what her comment sounded like.]
Buffy: I really just said that, didn't I?

Kathryn: So I assume you've come here to make arrangements, but unfortunately, I don't fuck losers.

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Karen: There is something evil there.

Karen: The whole time I was in that house I felt something was wrong. What happened there?

Ella: Rick! I was dancing with the prince and my dress disappeared.
Rick: Ok, too much information, but thank you.

Fairy Godmother: Time to get your prince, my dear Mozzarella.
Ella: It's Cinderella.
Fairy Godmother: Really? Why'd you change it?

Ed Mills: When you were 11 years old, you became violent. You started seeing things. You started to hurt yourself. Doctor said we were lucky you didn't hit an artery. He said it was some kind of breakdown. You were a whole different girl after that Joanna. I couldn't control you, honey.
Joanna Mills: Control me? Dad, it is not normal for an 11 year old girl to cut herself. I was trying to tell you I needed help. I still.

Fred: I'm me.
Daphne: I'm back.
Shaggy: Like, me too.
Velma: Told you so.

Daphne: Now, who's the damsel in distress?
Zarkos: Me?
Daphne: Straight up.

Velma: What's the problem, exactly?
Mondavarious: I believe somebody is casting a spell on the students. Now listen and look around. Can you notice any difference between those arriving and those departing?
Daphne: They look like sober, well-behaved college kids.
Mondavarious: Precisely. And they didn't before they came. They've changed. In other words, a magic spell.

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