Tai: Why should I listen to you, anyway? You're a virgin who can't drive.
Cher: That was way harsh, Tai.
Daisy: And my favorite part... it has a sign right outside that says, "If you lived here, you'd be home now."
Daisy: Get out, Lisa.
Lisa: I'm not in your room, Daisy. I'm right fucking here. I was gonna offer you nail polish.
Daisy: GET OUT.
Margie: You're looking better, Lisa.
Lisa: Why thanks, Margie. So how's the engagement going?
Margie: You know.
Lisa: No, I don't. I've been away remember.
Margie: Joe wants me to... before the wedding.
Lisa: Fuck his brains out - use a rubber.
Tom: Okay, whatever. Listen, you get guests here from all over the world, it's up to you to have some American on your signs.
Sarah: He means English.
Sarah: Is that a Thunderstick A-200o.
Tom: When did you become an expert?
Sarah: I told you about that night in college.
Tom: But you never told me about the hardware.
Sarah: Getting a visual.
Tom: We gotta charge this thing.
Sarah: That plug won't fit in European outlet.
Tom: I'll make it fit.
Sarah: Don't force it.
Tom: So, everyone thinks we're crazy for doing this, huh?
Sarah: Since when do we care what people think.
Tom: Hey, we're in this together.
Sarah: Do you have four guys staring at your boobies right now? No.
Stacy: Perhaps luck exsists somewhere between the world of planning, the world of chance, and the peace that comes from knowing that you just can't know it all.
Stacy: If we were the share our lives together, why didn't we share our lives together. I know you don't have to tell me everything Derek, but why wouldn't you want too? Unless there is someone else you are waiting for.
Stacy: I've spent a life time looking for the truth and I have become the lie. Maybe some secrets should just stay secret.
Stacy: You know, life's funny that way. Once you let go of the wheel, you might end up right where you belong.
Stacy: There are moments in life when you hope your decisions weren't rash. And moments where you just know.
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