Jason Statham

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Lee Christmas: So you like knives, huh?
Surgeon: I'm the knife before Christmas.

Lee Christmas: You look like a proud, demented father.
Barney Ross: You could've skipped the demented part.
Lee Christmas: That was a compliment.

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Pirate leader: Drop your guns!
Lee Christmas: Fat chance.
Barney Ross: Why do they always say that?

Barney Ross: What's wrong with this picture?
Lee Christmas: Everything.

Lee Christmas: Are you crazy? You could've killed me!
Barney Ross: You're welcome!

Lee Christmas: Next time, I'll flatten all of your balls, friend.

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Deckard Shaw: This job requires stealth. Look at you.
Luke Hobbs: I'm trying to save the world, which, for the record, will be my fourth time. 'Cause I'm really good at it.

Hattie Shaw: Who in the hell are you?
Brixton: Bad guy.

Deckard Shaw: [Ejected from plane early] Aaargh, you arsehole!

Shaw: Do you think I'm stupid?
Hobbs: Of course I think you're stupid


Hobbs: Do you mind telling me what exactly we're dealing with here
Shaw: A ghost. 8 years ago I put a bullet in his brain and he shouldn't be here.
Hobbs: So we're being chased by the Terminator.

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Phil Broker: Whatever you're thinking, rethink it.

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Phil Broker: Come on look around. Beautiful house, horse trails, river in the backyard. What else could we ask for?
Maddy Broker: WiFi.

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Cristina: You look like a good man.
Joey: So take a picture.
Cristina: Did your daughter ask for photos?
Joey: No, when she's older. This way she'll have something to remind her of me.
Cristina: You won't see her?
Joey: I don't think I'll look like this for much longer.

Joey: You know why she ended up in the river? Because that's what the river's for. To wash away girls when they're finished with them.

Joey: When I'm sober... When I'm healthy and well... I hurt people. I'm lethal. I drink to weaken the machine they made.

Joey: Sister, I'm Catholic.
Cristina: I'm not your sister. I'm drunk, and I'm up against the wall.

Cristina: How will you get home?
Joey: I'm a gangster, I'll steal a car.

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Danny: I'm done with killing.
Agent: Yeah well, maybe killing ain't done with you.

Danny: I want this finished.
Davies: And I want to be around to enjoy the money when it is.
Danny: The first thing you should buy is a pair of balls.

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