Mike Myers

Quotes from Mike Myers movies and TV shows - page 5 of 5

Garth Algar: Uhm, Wayne? What do you do if every time you see this one incredible woman, you think you're gonna hurl?
Wayne Campbell: I say hurl. If you blow chunks and she comes back, she's yours. But if you spew and she bolts, then it was never meant to be.

Wayne Campbell: She's a babe.
Garth Algar: She's magically babelicious.
Wayne Campbell: She tested very high on the stroke-ability scale.

Cassandra: I don't believe I've ever had French champagne before...
Benjamin Kane: Oh, actually all champagne is French, it's named after the region. Otherwise it's sparkling white wine. Americans of course don't recognize the convention, so it becomes that thing of calling all of their sparkling white "champagne", even though by definition they're not.
Wayne Campbell: Ah yes, it's a lot like "Star Trek: The Next Generation." In many ways it's superior but will never be as recognized as the original.

Garth: I've never seen you so mental over a girl before. Are you gonna marry her?
Wayne: Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries!

Wayne Campbell: All I have to say about that is "asphinctersayswhat."
Noah Vanderhoff: What?
Wayne Campbell: Exactly.

Stacy: Happy anniversary, Wayne.
Wayne Campbell: Stacy, we broke up two months ago.
Stacy: Well, that doesn't mean we can't still go out, does it?
Wayne Campbell: Well, it does actually, that's what breaking up is.

Wayne Campbell: Wow! What a totally amazing, excellent discovery!

Wayne Campbell: She will be mine. Oh, yes - she will be mine.

Wayne Campbell: I once thought I had mono for an entire year. It turned out I was just really bored.

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