Mike Myers

Quotes from Mike Myers movies and TV shows - page 2 of 5

Austin Powers: Who throws a shoe? Honestly. You fight like a woman.

Austin Powers: Hey, there you are!
Man: Well, howdy! Do I know you?
Austin Powers: No, but that's where you are - you're there!

Austin Powers: Jimi Hendrix, deceased, drugs. Janis Joplin, deceased, alcohol. Mama Cass, deceased, ham sandwich.

Dr. Evil: Scott, I want you to meet Daddy's nemesis: Austin Powers.
Scott: What, are you feeding him? Why don't you just kill him?
Dr. Evil: No Scott, I have an even better idea. I'm going to place him in an easily escapable situation involving an over-elaborate and exotic death.
Scott: Why don't you just shoot him now? I mean, I'll go get a gun. We'll shoot him together. It'll be fun. Bang. Dead. Done.
Dr. Evil: One more peep out of you and you are grounded, mister, and I am not joking.

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Dr. Evil: When I ask for sharks with frickin' laser beams on their heads, I expect sharks with frickin' laser beams on their heads! What do we have?
Number Two: Seabass.

[Dr. Evil has just shown a huge drill to Austin and Vanessa.]
Austin Powers: Does that make you horny?
Vanessa: Not now, Austin.

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Ivana Humpalot: Do you know how we keep warm in Russia?
Austin Powers: Oh ho ho! I can guess, baby.
Ivana Humpalot: We play chess.
Austin Powers: I guessed wrong.

Ivana Humpalot: My name is Ivana. Ivana Humpalot.
Austin Powers: Excuse me?
Ivana Humpalot: Ivana Humpalot.
Austin: And I want a toilet made out of solid gold, but it's just not in the cards now, is it?

Dr. Evil [Deep Voice.]: Austin, I am your father.
Austin: Really?
Dr. Evil: No, I can't back that up.

Dr. Evil: You're not quite evil enough. You're semi-evil. You're quasi-evil. You're the margarine of evil. You're the Diet Coke of evil. Just one calorie, not evil enough.

Austin Powers: Oh behave!
Felicity Shagwell: Not if I can help it!

Austin Powers: Those are skin tight - how do you get into those pants, baby?
Felicity Shagwell: You can start by buying me a drink.

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Ray Foster: It goes on forever, six bloody minutes!
Freddie Mercury: I pity your wife if you think six minutes is forever.

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Darren Roanoke: How can you be the Love Guru if you've never been in a relationship?
Guru Pitka: Well, there is someone I like. But until I learn to love myself, I can only go out with three girls named Ann.
Darren Roanoke: Three girls named Ann?
Guru Pitka: Yeah. Ann Visible, Ann Flatable, and Ann Job.

Guru Pitka: Intimacy is like putting your wiener on a table and having someone say "That looks like a penis... only smaller."

Guru Pitka: Give me a pound. Lock it down. Break the pickle. Tickle, tickle.

Guru Pitka: If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your uncle jack off an elephant?

Guru Pitka: It's a problem. Even Jay-Zed had 99 of them, and the bitch was not one of them.

Guru Pitka: They can say bad thing about you but you must never say bad things about yourself.

Guru Pitka: Rajneesh, I'd like an alligator soup, and make it snappy. Because alligators are snappy, and at the same time, I want it prompt.

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