Samuel L. Jackson

Quotes from Samuel L. Jackson movies and TV shows - page 7 of 8

Jules: We should have shotguns for this kind of deal.
Vincent: How many up there?
Jules: Three or four.
Vincent: That's countin' our guy?
Jules: Not sure.
Vincent: So that means there could be up to five guys up there?
Jules: It's possible.
Vincent: We should have fuckin' shotguns.

Jules: You know the shows on TV?
Vincent: I don't watch TV.
Jules: Yeah, but, you are aware that there's an invention called television, and on this invention they show shows, right?

Jules: Oh, I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration?

More Pulp Fiction quotes

Major Mark Biggs: There are rules and Marines are sworn to uphold them.
Colonel Terry L. Childers: I was not going to stand by and see another Marine die just to live by those fucking rules.

Colonel Hayes Hodges: If this gets bad, it gets bad for both of us.
Colonel Terry L. Childers: Why, Hodge? Are you going to jail too?

Colonel Terry L. Childers: Yes they had weapons! You think there's a script for fighting a war without pissing somebody off? Follow the rules and nobody gets hurt? Yes, innocent people probably died. Innocent people always die but I did not exceed my orders.

More Rules of Engagement quotes

Peoples Hernandez: This is Egyptian Cotton, motherfucker... two-twenty thread. That's like half your shitty-ass paycheck, okay?
John Shaft: You wouldn't know Egyptian cotton if the Pharaoh himself sent it to you, you knockoff-wearing motherfucker.

John Shaft: April Fool, motherfucker. Told you not to make me run.

Peoples Hernandez: You're not a cop anymore.
John Shaft: Do you think that makes me less dangerous, or more dangerous?

John Shaft: I see you someplace I don't think you belong... I will kill you.

John Shaft: I'm gonna fuck you up for making me run.

John Shaft: This is Detective Vasquez. She's.
Carmen Vasquez: She's unavailable at the moment.

John Shaft: You know me. It's my duty to please that booty.

John Shaft: I know cats who'd take out whole zipcodes for that kind of cheese.

More Shaft quotes

John Shaft Jr.: You can't beat up a woman.
John Shaft II: Why not?
John Shaft Jr.: Because she's a woman! That's like, misogynistic.
John Shaft II: You're the one being misogynistic, I never even mentioned her gender! I'm an equal-opportunity ass-whooper.

Neville Flynn: Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!

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Norman Goodman: I would be happy if Jerry had no emotions whatsoever. Because the thing of it is once you go down that road... here's Jerry, an emotional being cooped up for 300 years with no one to talk to... none of the socialization, the emotional growth that comes from contact with other emotional beings.
Harry: So...?
Norman Goodman: What happens if Jerry gets mad?

Harry: Whatever it is, it was inside the Sphere. Now it's out, free to act.

Barnes: Ask him for his last name.
Harry: What?
Barnes: I want a full name for my report. I'm not putting in my report that I lost a crew member on a deep-sat expedition to find an alien named "Jerry."

Harry: So that's what the little green men are saying now?"Take me to your therapist"?

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