Ig Perrish: Punishing Terry was the hardest thing I've ever done, but forcing him to face his demon was the only way I could help him.
Ig Perrish: I should ask the devil to punish whoever the fuck killed her.
Yossi Ghinsberg: I told my parents I'd be back in a year, but I don't think I'm ever going back.
Allen Ginsberg: Another lover hits the universe. The circle is broken. But with death comes rebirth. And like all lovers and sad people, I am a poet.
Manny: So now when you masturbate you think about your mom?
Manny: We're gonna die. That's a thought. Everybody dies. I'm sorry if this makes me weird or you don't understand, but I wish I was dead again.
Manny: I have a lot of questions about all the things you just said.
Manny: Oh God I'm disgusting. My body is disgusting.
Manny: My names Manny and this is my best friend Hank. I used to be dead and he brought me back to life.
Manny: When I masturbate, I'm gonna think about your mom.
Manny: Is this crying? I don't like it. It's wet and uncomfortable.
Hank: Because I'm just a scared, ugly, useless person.
Manny: But maybe everyone's a little bit ugly. Maybe we're all just dying sacks of shit, and maybe all it'll take is one person to just be okay with that, and then the whole world will be dancing and singing and farting, and everyone will feel a little bit less alone.
Hank: Manny, you have no idea how nice that sounds.
Manny: Hey buddy.
Hank: OK Manny talk to her.
Manny: What I talk about?
Hank: Just whatever comes naturally.
Manny: Hello!, I don't know why but I have the sudden urge to put my mouth on your mouth.
Hank: OK that's called kissing you can't do that yet is too fast.
Manny: Oh! how about if I put my penis on you.
Hank: That's even worse.
Manny: Oh! so sorry, what about if just the tip, like just the very beginning.
Hank: OK Manny is not about sex.
Manny: Girls must be so nice to let guys do all these things to them.
Igor: It's hard to judge cruelty when you've never known kindness.
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