Matthew Lillard

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Daphne: Does it say anything in those books about that Opera House where we're shooting the show?
Velma: Yeah. It's almost a hundred years old. It's been closed since the 70's. And there are rumors that it's haunted.
Shaggy: Of course it's haunted. Like when do we ever go to a place that is not haunted?

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Chip: I'm so happy I could shit.
Beverly: Chip, you know how I hate the brown word.

Chip: Mom, are you a serial killer?
Beverly: The only "serial" I know anything about is Rice Krispies.

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Bob: Fuck you.
Stevo: No, fuck yourself. You'd get more pussy.

Stevo: There's nothing going on. That's what I saw when I looked out over the city: nothing. How the Mormon settlers looked upon this valley and felt that it was the promised land is beyond me. I don't know, maybe it looked different back then.

Stevo: See, to me, England was nothing more then a big fucking American state like North Dakota or Canada.

Stevo: I love you guys, don't get me wrong. But for the first time in my life I'm eighteen and I can say fuuuuck youuu.

Stevo: What do you do when your foundation falls apart? I don't know. They don't teach you that in school.

Stevo: It's like fucking Jesus Christ took a shit and it landed right here, so you can be happy all you fucking want.

Stevo: Only posers die you fucking idiot.

Stevo: Do you love her?
Bob: I don't know. I'd have to think about that.
Stevo: It's not really a thinking question.

Stevo: To be an anarchist in Salt Lake City was certainly no easy task, especially in 1985. And having no money, no job, no plans for the future, the true anarchist position was in itself a strenuous job.

Stevo: You're a Nazi.
Dad: Nazi, I'm Jewish, Steven, how can I be a Nazi?
Stevo: That's the worst. Dad, look at this. What kinda, what kinda car is this?
Dad: That would be a Porshe.
Stevo: A Porshe, that you bought at a Volkswagen dealership. Volkswagen, right? For the people who designed it? Who made that possible, Let me give you a hint, Adolf Hitler.
Dad: IT'S just A CAR.

Stevo: Where were we going? I mean, really, what was happening? This life, it was crazy. I felt tired. I mean, halfway through the season, I just felt, inside, I was so tired. And I had this wave of melancholy just like sweep through me.

Stevo: Posers were people who looked like punks but they did it for fashion. And they were fools, they'd say "anarchy in the UK." What the fuck's that? Anarchy in the UK. What good is that to those of us in Utah, America? It was a Sex Pistols thing. They were British, they were allowed to go on about Anarchy in the UK. You don't live your life by lyrics.

Nurse: You here to visit?
Mike: Yes. I think we're all excited to see how he's doing.
Nurse: Have you seen "The Exorcist"?
Mike: Yeah.
Nurse: Did you like it?
Mike: Yeah. Is this dangerous?
Nurse: Not clinically.
Stevo: What does that mean?

Stevo: I rest my case on this: In a country of lost souls rebellion comes hard. But in a religiously oppressive city, where half it's population isn't even of that religion, it comes like fire.

Stevo: You see life is like that. We change, that's all. You see, the guy I am now is not the guy I was then. If the guy I was then met the guy I am now he'd beat the shit out of me. Those are the facts.

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