Nick Callahan: If I could live this life again, I would never leave you for a second.
Nick Callahan: Are you wearing perfume... in the fucking desert?
Larry: You don't know the first thing about love, because you don't understand compromise.
Larry: He's a stringy fucker.
Larry: Of course she enjoyed it. As you know, she loves a guilty fuck.
Larry: But we're happy... Aren't we?
Larry: Is he a good fuck?
Anna: Don't do this.
Larry: Just answer the question! Is he good?
Larry: Better than me?
Larry: What does that mean?
Anna: You know what it means.
Larry: Tell me.
Larry: I treat you like a whore?
Larry: Why would that be?
Larry: A good fight is never clean.
Larry: What would happen if I touched you now?
Alice: I would call security.
Larry: And what would they do?
Alice: They would ask you to leave and ask you not to come back.
Larry: And if I refused to leave?
Alice: They would remove you. Those are security cameras in the ceiling.
Larry: I think it's best I don't attempt to touch you. I'd like to touch you. Later.
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