Quotes from Matt Damon movies and TV shows

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Elise Sellas: You're that guy running for Senate, aren't you?
David Norris: I am that guy... Yeah. Are you a registered New York voter?
Elise Sellas: Do I sound like I am?

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Elise Sellas: Were you just looking at my legs while I slept?
David Norris: I was helpless against the dress.
Elise Sellas: It's a skirt.
David Norris: It's a belt!

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Elise Sellas: I'm not some hopeless romantic. I would never allow myself to be that way...
Elise Sellas: ...you ruined me. I didn't want to settle for less.
David Norris: I know the feeling.
Elise Sellas: It scares the shit out of me.
David Norris: I'm not going to hurt you.
Elise Sellas: You don't have to say that.
David Norris: I'm not going to hurt you.

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David Norris: All I have are the choices I make, and I choose her, come what may.

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David Norris: I can go through this door alone. You'll never see me or the people chasing us again, or you can come with me, and I don't know what's on the other side, but you'd be next to me and that's all I've wanted since the minute I met you.

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Liberace: I have an eye for new and refreshing talent.
Scott Thorson: You have an eye for new and refreshing dick.

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Liberace: All of a sudden we're sounding like a gay Lucy and Ricky."Oh, Ricky, you wouldn't fuck me up the ass if you loved me!"
Scott Thorson: Why am I the Lucy?
Liberace: Because I'm the bandleader with the nightclub act.

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Jason Bourne: How could I forget about you? You're the only person I know.

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Marie Kreutz: Do you have ID?
Jason Bourne: [laughs.] Not really.

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Jason Bourne: Everything I found out, I want to forget.

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Conklin: Let's ask Marie what she wants to do.
Jason Bourne: Actually, I don't think she gives a shit. She's dead.
Conklin: I'm sorry to hear that. How did that happen?
Jason Bourne: She was slowing me down.

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Jason Bourne: Who am I?
Conklin: You're U.S. Government property. You're a malfunctioning $30 million weapon. You're a total goddamn catastrophe, and by God, if it kills me, you're going to tell me how this happened.

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Nicky: They know you were there.
Jason Bourne: Stop, stop! A weeek ago, I was 4,000 miles away, in India, watching Marie die. They came for me, and they killed her instead. This ends now.

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Marie: Because sooner or later, you remember something good.
Jason Bourne: I do remember something good. All the time.

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Jarda: Word in the ether was you'd lost your memory.
Jason Bourne: You still should have moved.

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Jason Bourne: We don't have a choice.
Marie: Yes you do.

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Colin Sullivan: I'm going to need the identity of your undercovers.
Dignam: Blow me, all right? But not literally, though. Unfortunately, there's no promotion involved for you.

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Loki: Last four days on earth?! If I had a dick I'd get laid. I'm gonna do the next best thing...kill people! [Woman next to him chokes on her coffee.] Oh, not you.

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Loki: Our last four days on earth. If I had a dick, I'd go get laid.

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Loki: Church laws are fallible because they're created by man.

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