Adam Sandler

Quotes from Adam Sandler movies and TV shows - page 7 of 7

Bobby Boucher: And she showed me her boobies, and I like them too!

More The Waterboy quotes

Robbie: Remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.

Julia: You're an asshole. [Storms off crying.]
Robbie: [Seeing that she left him a gift.] I AM AN ASSHOLE!

Bride's father: Hey, pal. I'm not paying you to hear your thoughts on life. I'm paying you to sing.
Robbie: Well, I have a microphone, and you don't. SO YOU WILL LISTEN TO EVERY DAMN WORD I HAVE TO SAY!

Robbie: I don't even know your last name.
Glenn: It's Gulia.
Robbie: Gulia? Julia's name is going to be Julia Gulia. That's funny.
Glenn: Why is that funny?
Robbie: I don't know.

Petey: Hey Linda, you're a bitch!
Robbie: He might have tourettes syndrome.

amycamille1975

Robbie: He loves her. But she loves this guy right here. And he loves somebody else. You just can't win. And so it goes 'til the day you die, this thing called love is gonna make you cry. [To Cindy and Scott.] I hate you.

More The Wedding Singer quotes

Zohan: I just want to make people silky-smooth!

Michael: What are you? Bionic?
Zohan: No, I only like the ladies.

More You Don't Mess with the Zohan quotes

Join the mailing list

Separate from membership, this is to get updates about mistakes in recent releases. Addresses are not passed on to any third party, and are used solely for direct communication from this site. You can unsubscribe at any time.

Check out the mistake & trivia books, on Kindle and in paperback.