Quotes from Tom Cruise movies and TV shows - page 6 of 6

Les Grossman: First, take a big step back... And literally, FUCK YOUR OWN FACE! I don't know what kind of pan-pacific bullshit power play you're trying to pull here, but Asia Jack is my territory. So whatever you're thinking, you'd better think again! Otherwise I'm gonna have to head down there and I will rain down in a Godly fucking firestorm upon you! You're gonna have to call the fucking United Nations and get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you. I'm talking about a scorched earth, motherfucker! I will massacre you! I WILL FUCK YOU UP!

Rob Slolom: Wow. 8 Oscars,400 million dollars at the box office, and you saved Tugg Speedman's career.
Les Grossman: I couldn't have done it without you.
Rob Slolom: Really?
Les Grossman: No, dickhead. Of course I could. A nutless monkey could do your job. Now, go get drunk and take credit at all the parties.
Rob Slolom: I wouldn't do that.
Les Grossman: Ah... Joking.
Rob Slolom: Ah, there he is! Funny. You're a funny guy.
Les Grossman: Yeah. But seriously, a nutless monkey could do your job.

Les Grossman: Cockburn, from now on my fist is going to be so far up your shithole that every time you have a thought, it's gonna have to tiptoe past my wedding ring.

More Tropic Thunder quotes

Ray: They came from someplace else.
Robbie: What do you mean, like, Europe?
Ray: No, Robbie, not like Europe!

Ray: Can you think of a plan that doesn't involve your 10-year-old sister joining the army?

Rachel: I'm allergic to peanut butter.
Ray: Since when?
Rachel: Birth.

News Producer: [looking at crashed airplane.] Were you on that plane?
Ray: No.
News Producer: Shame. That would have made a great story.

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