Quotes from Mel Gibson movies and TV shows

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Gene: So we'll sit back and we'll do what we do best. We fly.

Henry Black: Dad?
Walter Black: Yeah, mate.
Henry Black: Can we make a turd?
Walter Black: Yeah, anytime, mate. You give the word, we'll make the turd.

Porter Black: Growing up, I wanted to be just like you. As I got older, all I wanted to be was anybody else.
Walter Black: I know.

Walter Black: Eat the pill, read the book, see the bleeding expert. Well, Walter finally helped himself.
Meredith Black: Listen to yourself, this is insane. You're talking about a puppet.
Walter Black: No, Meredith, you're talking about a bloody puppet. We're talking about a miracle.

Rick Jarmin: I haven't had a girlfriend for 5 years.
Marianne Graves: Really?
Rick: Yeah - Mr. Wiggly's been on bread and water for 5 years.

Rick Jarmin: What does it matter to you - you're happily married?
Marianne Graves: I'm not.
Rick: Not happy?
Marianne: Not married.

Marianne Graves: Feels familiar doesn't it?
Rick Jarmin: I thought you didn't remember.

Marianne Graves: What are you doing here?
Rick Jarmin: I missed you. Now hop on.

Rachel Varney: I'm engaged to be married.
Rick Jarmin: Well, flagellations.

Rick Jarmin: What the hell are you doing here?
Marianne Graves: Me? What the hell are you doing here?
Rick Jarmin: Being shot in the butt.

Princess Isabelle: I understand you have recently been given the rank of knight.
William Wallace: I have been given nothing. God makes men what they are.

William Wallace: Lower your flags and march straight back to England, stopping at every home you pass by to beg forgiveness for a hundred years of theft, rape, and murder. Do that and your men shall live. Do it not, and every one of you will die today.

William Wallace: Every man dies, not every man really lives.

William Wallace: Go back to England and tell them there that Scotland's daughters and her sons are yours no more. Tell them Scotland is free.

Royal Magistrate: The prisoner wishes to say a word.
William Wallace: Freedom!

William Wallace: There's a difference between us. You think the people of this country exist to provide you with position. I think your position exists to provide those people with freedom. And I go to make sure that they have it.

Stephen: Fine speech. Now what do we do?
William Wallace: Just be yourselves.
Hamish: Where are you going?
William Wallace: I'm going to pick a fight.
Hamish: Well, we didn't get dressed up for nothing.

William Wallace: It's all for nothing if you don't have freedom.

Hamish: Personal escort of the princess.
William Wallace: Aye.
Hamish: Musta made an impression.
William Wallace: Aye.
Hamish: I didn't think you were in the tent that long.

William Wallace: Why do you help me?
Princess Isabelle: Because of the way you are looking at me now.

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