Quotes from Ewan McGregor movies and TV shows - page 3 of 5

Martin Bells: You're a fucking nutcase.
James Gallman: That's Mr. Fucking Nutcase to you.

Martin Bells: Don't you see it, that's all I've gotta do. Just sit on my ass. Sit. On. My. Ass.

Martin Bells: The police have a suspect.
James Gallman: Who is it?
Martin Bells: It's me.

More Nightwatch quotes

Alex Law: God, you two are sensitive! All I'm doing is implying some kind of ugly sordid sexual liaison. I'd be proud of that sort of thing.

Juliet Miller: Alex, what are you doing?
Alex Law: I'm just looking.
Juliet Miller: Don't.
Alex Law: Don't look?
Juliet Miller: No.

Master of Ceremonies: Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention please. First of all may I thank you all for coming along tonight and supporting our appeal to raise funds for the sick children's unit.
Alex Law: You didn't tell me that this was for children. I hate children. I'd raise money to have the little fuckers put down. I want me money back.

Juliet Miller: It's about me and David.
Alex Law: Oh, the perfect couple, I should say.
Juliet Miller: You mustn't take it so badly.
Alex Law: Oh, don't worry. I'd do exactly the same thing, only I don't think I'm his type.

David Stephens: It's a sick idea Alex. It's sick.
Alex Law: Go ahead then, telephone. Telephone the police. Tell them it's a suitcase full of money and you don't want it.

Alex Law: I'd like to ask you about your hobbies... Now when you sacrifice a goat and you rip its heart out with your bare hands, do you then summon hellfire? Or do you just send out for a pizza?

Alex Law: I'm so happy I could DIE.

Juliet Miller: You're frightened.
Alex Law: I'm not frightened. I'm a little terrified, maybe.

Alex Law: Are you comfortable Cameron?
Cameron: Yes, thanks.

Alex Law: And if you see I'm dying up there you'll call the police and tell them everything, right?
Juliet Miller: Everything.
Alex Law: Except that maybe it was his idea in the first place. Now that's important to me. I need to die misunderstood.

Juliet Miller: We're going to dance?
Alex Law: Well, it's physical contact, isn't it?

Alex Law: Look over there! It's Cameron.
Juliet Miller: Who?
Alex Law: Cameron. You remember Cameron.
Juliet Miller: No, I don't.
Alex Law: What's he doing here?
Juliet Miller: That's not him.
Alex Law: It is. Cameron! Cameron! Come on over here! Come on.
Cameron: What?
Alex Law: Nothing. We thought you were someone else. Good luck. (Cameron leaves.) I love that guy, but why does he have to follow us around?

Alex Law: It's not every day I find a story in my own flat.
Juliet Miller: It's not a story, Alex. It's a corpse.

Alex Law: When was the last time you heard these exact words: "You are the sunshine of my life"?

Alex Law: Cameron, what a surprise.

More Shallow Grave quotes

Obi-Wan Kenobi: I have a bad feeling about this.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: You were right about one thing master, the negotiations were short.

More Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace quotes

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