Quotes from James Franco movies and TV shows - page 3 of 4

Oz: Where's your broom?
Theodora: You don't know much about witches, do you?

Oz: I don't want to be a good man... I want to be a great one.

Oz: I might not actually be a wizard...
Glinda: Yes, but they don't know that.

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Steven Jacobs: You used an untested drug on your father. I could end your career with one phone call.
Will Rodman: Let me save you the trouble. I quit.

Will Rodman: You want me to take him? I can't take care of a monkey.
Robert Franklin: He's not a monkey! He's an ape.

Will Rodman: At age 3, Caesar has completed puzzles ages 8 and up. He has been displaying cognitive skills that far exceed that of a human counterpart.

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Alien: I'm Alien. My real name is Al, but truth be told, I'm not from this planet.

Alien: Bikinis and big booties - that's what it's all about.

Alien: When I'm with them, I'm gonna be thinking about you.

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James Franco: I will shoot off your dick!
Danny McBride: You don't have enough bullets, bitch.

Danny McBride: What the fuck is wrong with you, Franco? You have iPad's all over the goddamn walls in your house, but you jack off like a fuckin' pilgrim!
James Franco: That's right man, I like to read!

James Franco: The fucker's got to go! GO! The fucker's gots to go!

More This Is the End quotes

Isolde: How many have you loved before me?
Tristan: None.
Isolde: And after me?
Tristan: None.

Tristan: I don't know if life is greater than death, but love was greater than either.

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Christian Longo: Sometimes you have to accept looking one way in order to protect something more important.

Christian Longo: Sometimes the truth isn't believable. But that doesn't mean that it's not true.

Michael Finkel: I'm a liar? You stole my identity.
Christian Longo: I was in Mexico, who else was I supposed to choose?

More True Story quotes

Laird Mayhew: I don't know how to talk to the guy. It's like we speak two different languages or something.
Gustav: You do.
Laird Mayhew: Yeah.
Gustav: He speaks English, and you speak English with resounding amounts of "fuck."

More Why Him? quotes

Fabious: Brother, do you see what I see?
Thadeous: You're making a fool of yourself. Handle your shit, Fabious, please.

Leezar: I'm here to steal a beautiful virgin that looks just. Like. Her.
Fabious: And how do you plan to do that?
Leezar: Magic. Motherfucker.

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