Quotes from Dwayne Johnson movies and TV shows - page 2 of 5

Joe Kingman: Bostun Webels, experience the heat. Buston Webels, catch the magik. Buston Webels, catch... who wites this?

Joe Kingman: My dad never let me have sugar.
Peyton Kelly: Is that why you never smile?

Joe Kingman: You don't get abs like these eating peanut butter patties.

Joe Kingman: Then you get inside people's minds, and you drive them crazy, just like her.
Peyton Kelly: Well at least I got a mind, because if I didn't, I'd be just like you.

Joe Kingman: What did you put in those cookies?
Peyton Kelly: Um, milk, flour, eggs, cinnamon.
Joe Kingman: Cinammon? I'm allergic to cinnamon.
Peyton Kelly: I'm sorry.
Joe Kingman: You're sowry? I'm talking like t'his and all you can say is you're sowry?
Peyton Kelly: I'm allergic to nuts.

Joe Kingman: I have an answer to your question, P. Win or lose today, you're the best thing that's ever happened to me.

Joe Kingman: Hey, P, you're awake. How you feeling?
Peyton Kelly: I'm okay. I want to go home.
Joe Kingman: Okay. No problem. Doctor said you could come home tomorrow. Then we can go home.
Peyton Kelly: I want to go home now with Aunt Karen.
Joe Kingman: P, if it's... if it's what I said at the restaurant, honey, I didn't mean that.
Peyton Kelly: I just want to go home with Aunt Karen. I never should've come here.

Karen Kelly: That's not your decision to make. Sara appointed me her guardian.
Joe Kingman: I missed 8 years of Peyton's life. And I'm not gonna miss any more. And I will fight for this.
Karen Kelly: Oh, that would be a great thing to put her through, don't you think? Do you have any idea how to take care of a child?
Joe Kingman: I've been doing it for a month now.
Karen Kelly: And look where we're standing, Joe.

More The Game Plan quotes

[Larabee is texting during a briefing.]
Agent 23: Can I see that?
Larabee: Sure.
[Agent 23 breaks the phone.]
Agent 23: That's funny. It lost its signal.

Agent 23: If we don't follow rules, then who are we?
The Chief: I'll tell you who we're not. We're not people who shove staples into other people's heads! That's CIA crap!

More Get Smart quotes

Malcolm Moore: You know you're an idiot, right?
Sean Porter: I'm making progress. I used to be an asshole.

Sean Porter: Go easy on the ref, he knows he made a bad call.

Sean Porter: Most sixteen/seventeen year old kids, they make a bad choice. Something gets broken, they screw up in class, hurt somebody's feelings, show up at the prom drunk. They get sent to the Principal office, have their car keys taken away or get grounded. Then there's kids that make a bad choice, somebody ends up shot dead in a parking lot. Those kids get sent here.

Sean Porter: Everybody listen up. The Gridiron is a football field. On the Gridiron, we do it my way, not your way. Your way got you here. Whatever gang you claim, whatever hood you're from, this is your hood now.

More Gridiron Gang quotes

King Eurystheus: When the people called out your name louder than mine, you see, when they saw you as a god, how long... before they saw you as their king?
Hercules: I wanted nothing.
King Eurystheus: Precisely! Your sin, Hercules, was that you had no ambition! I can deal with an ambitious man! He can be bought! But a man who wants nothing has no price.

Hercules: Fucking centaurs.

Amphiaraus: No matter how far you go, man cannot escape his fate. Who are you? Are you a murderer? Are you a mercenary who turns his back on the innocent? We believe in you! We have faith in you! Remember the deeds you have performed, the labors you have overcome! Are you only the legend, or are you truth behind the legend? Now, tell me, WHO ARE you?
Hercules: I AM hercules.

Hercules: You want forgiveness? Ask my family for forgiveness.

More Hercules quotes

Luke Hobbs: I'm what you call an ice-cold can of whoop-ass.

Deckard Shaw: This job requires stealth. Look at you.
Luke Hobbs: I'm trying to save the world, which, for the record, will be my fourth time. 'Cause I'm really good at it.

More Hobbs & Shaw quotes

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