Quotes from Diedrich Bader movies and TV shows

Drew Carey: Oh, my god. I realised why I screwed up my life. I always wanted attention. I'm a pity whore.
Oswald Lee Harvey: Aww, Drew.
Drew Carey: No! Do not pity the whore.

Kate O'Brien: Oswald, how do I look?
Oswald Lee Harvey: On the Oswald Harvey scale... I'd give you a six.
Kate O'Brien: Oswald.
Drew Carey: Don't worry Kate, it only goes up to six.
Kate O'Brien: Oh.
Oswald Lee Harvey: It starts at three.

Oswald Lee Harvey: I think I'm going to be sick.
Drew Carey: Why?
Oswald Lee Harvey: I've got little pieces of Jim Thome's head all over me.

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Rex: I'm Rex, founder of the Rex Kwan Do self-defense system! After one week with me in my dojo, you'll be prepared to defend yourself with the strength of a grizzly, the reflexes of a puma, and the wisdom of a man.

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