Cedric the Entertainer

Quotes from Cedric the Entertainer movies and TV shows

Eddie: Knock his college ass out.

Eddie: Fuck Jesse Jackson.

Eddie: There are three things that black people need to tell the truth about. Number one: Rodney King should've gotten his ass beat for being drunk in a Hyundai in a white part of Los Angeles. Number two: O.J. did it! And number three: Rosa Parks didn't do nuthin' but sit her black ass down.

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Jake Rodgers: I'm the Black Rambo.
Gina: ...Blambo?

Diane: I can't believe you don't remember your own wife.
Jake Rodgers: I'm married?.. to a white woman?.. Am I Lionel Richie?

Jake Rodgers: I'm Special Op's.
Gina: Try Special Mops.

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Marylin Rexroth: I thought he'd outgrown trains.
Gus Petch: They never grow up, they just get tubby.

Gus Petch: You want tact, call a tactician. You want an ass nailed, you come see Gus Petch.

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Nate Johnson: Nikki, this better be FTD, cuz this Russian tail is old enough to be yo' grandaddy.
Nikki Johnson: Not mom's big daddy.

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Lamar: I told you how to avoid divorce lawyers. You get married, and you stay married.

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