Quotes from Jack Black movies and TV shows - page 3 of 5

Nacho: You can take the stallion, I'll take the pony.
Esqueleto: I can't wrestle him.
Nacho: But you're tall and fast like a gazelle, you can do it. Pray to the Lord for strength.
Esqueleto: I don't believe in God, I believe in science.
Nacho: You have not been baptized?

Nacho: I am a-singing at the party / I am singing it's my turn to sing at this party / Everyone is dancing, happy party / But Ramses is not dancing he does not dance at the parties / Ramses' number one he knows the secret of desire / Ramses is the one, he puts the people all on fire.

Nacho: I'm a little concerned right now. About... your salvation and stuff. How come you have not been baptized?
Esqueleto: Because I never got around to it ok? I dunno why you always have to be judging me because I only believe in science.

Nacho: How did you find me in the wilderness?
Esqueleto: I saw you from the village.

Nacho: Chancho! I need to borrow some sweats.
Chancho: Are you leaving us?
Nacho: No, Chancho, I would never leave you. I just need to borrow some sweats.

Nacho: Those eggs were a lie, Steven. A LIE! They give me no eagle powers! They give me no nutrients.
Esqueleto: Sorry.
Nacho: I don't want to get paid to lose. I wanna win.

Nacho: They think I do not know a buttload of crap about the Gospel, but I do.

Nacho: I'm not listening to you. You're crazy.

Nacho: So anyways, let's get down to the nitty gritty... Who is this Encarnación?

Sister Encarnación: Well, my favorite color is light tan. My favourite animal is puppies. I like serving the Lord. Hiking, play volleyball.
Nacho: You gotta be kidding me. Everything you just said, is MY favourite thing to do, every day.

Nacho: I'm not listening to you! You only believe in Science. That's probably why we never win.
Esqueleto: We never win because you are fat.

Nacho: Have you ever have you ever had feelings for a nun?

Sister Encarnación: Can I come in?
Nacho: No, people might get the wrong idea about you... Like maybe you are a floozy.

Esqueleto: I hate orphans.
Nacho: Say it to my face.
Esqueleto: I hate them.
Nacho: Come again?
Esqueleto: I hate all the orphans in the whole world.

Nacho: Chancho. When you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room. It's for fun.

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Wayne: So, Coach, how's your parole coming?
Coach Norton: Not good. The victim's whiny family keeps complaining.
J.D.: God! What is their problem?

J.D.: Come on AH YEEEEEEEH-HA.

J.D.: Do you want a drink?
Judith: Scotch on the rocks.
J.D.: No problem. You want ice with that?

Judith: Have you ever had a girlfriend?
J.D.: Yes... No.
Judith: Have you ever fantasized about having sex with a man?
J.D.: Which man?
Judith: Any man.
J.D.: You mean like a tall man?
Judith: Sure, whatever.
J.D.: 'Cause I don't like tall people, they bother me.
Judith: What about a short man?
J.D.: How short? Some times people can be too short, that's weird like midgets.
Judith: Have you ever fantasized about having sex with any man, any man at all?
J.D.: Does that include celebrities?

J.D.: Dude, if you get the nachos stuck together, that's one nacho.

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