Jack Black

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Professor Shelly Oberon: No, no, no! I'm the old fat dude! This can't be happening.

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Carl Denham: There are thousands of actresses out of work in this city. Somewhere out there is a woman born to play this role... A woman who will journey into the heart of the unknown... Toward a fateful meeting that changes everything.

Carl Denham: Bring the tripod and all of the film.
Herb: Want to switch to the six-inch lens?
Carl Denham: The wide-angle will be fine.

Carl Denham: It wasn't the planes...it was beauty killed the Beast.

Carl Denham: I'm someone you can trust, Ann. I'm a movie producer.

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Po: It is said that his enemies would go blind from over-exposure to pure awesomeness!

Tai Lung: You... You're just a big... Fat... Panda!
Po: I'm not a big fat panda. I'm *the* big fat panda.

Mantis: Sorry, it's just hard to find the right nerve centers under all this...
Po: Fat?
Mantis: Fur. I was gonna say fur.
Po: Sure you were.

Tai Lung: What are you going to do, big guy? Sit on me?
Po: Don't tempt me.

Po: There is no charge for awesomeness... Or attractiveness.

Tai Lung: The Wuxi finger hold!
Po: Oh, you know this hold?
Tai Lung: You're bluffing. You're bluffing! Shifu didn't teach you that.
Po: Nope. I figured it out. Skadoosh!

Po: The Furious Five! You look a lot bigger than your action figures! Except you, Mantis. You're about the same.

More Kung Fu Panda quotes

Shifu: This could be the end of Kung Fu.
Po: But I just got Kung Fu !
Shifu: And now, you must *save* it !

Po: Ah. My old enemy... Stairs.

Po: The only thing that matters is what you choose to be now.

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Po: But you don't even know kung fu.
Li Shan: Then you will teach us.
Po: I can't teach you kung fu! I couldn't even teach Tigress, and she already knows kung fu.

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Nacho: Don't you want a little taste of the glory? See what it tastes like?
Esqueleto: No.

Nacho: I was wondering if you would like to join me in my quarters this night... for some toast.

Nacho: Those guys were a couple of wussies, eh?
Esqueleto: They scalped my hairs, okay? I look hideous. And you gave them permission to hurt me like this.
Nacho: But I couldn't have anybody see my face, Steven. Come on.

Nacho: See that guy over there? That is Senior Ramon, he owns all the big arenas. We need to show him that we mean business. That we are ready for the 'big leagues'.

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