Quotes from Chris Klein movies and TV shows

Jim: Guys, uh, what exactly does third base feel like?
Kevin: You want to take this one?
Oz: Like warm apple pie.

Oz: [After singing with the choir.] How did I sound?
Jim: You sounded pretty good!
Stifler: Yeah, man, I think you need your balls reattached!

More American Pie quotes

Kelley: So that's it? You're just gonna die?
Sam: No. I'm going to live... just not as long as you.

More Here on Earth quotes

Charlie Nash: His name's Bison. I've tracked him through eleven major cities on four continents and never come close, not once. This guy walks through the raindrops. Anybody that's against him is either dead, or on their way.

Det. Maya Sunee: So... Where do we start?
Charlie Nash: You don't want a ticket to this dance, Detective.
Det. Maya Sunee: You've never even seen me dance.

More Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li quotes

Join the mailing list

Separate from membership, this is to get updates about mistakes in recent releases. Addresses are not passed on to any third party, and are used solely for direct communication from this site. You can unsubscribe at any time.

Check out the mistake & trivia books, on Kindle and in paperback.