Quotes from Justin Long movies and TV shows - page 2 of 2

Gigi: Hey sorry to bug you again! Uh quick question.
Alex: What's going on?
Gigi: Ok I'm making out with this guy, PG stuff. But he mentions he's going out of town so he's gonna be out of touch.
Alex: Run.
Gigi: But maybe he is going out of town.
Alex: To where? New Guinea? Where's he gonna be that he's gonna be out of touch?
Gigi: Opens bathroom door - Where are you going out of town to again?
Gigi: Pittsburgh
Alex: Run.
Gigi: So what now I'm just supposed to turn from every guy who doesn't like me?
Alex: Uh. Yeah!
Gigi: There's not gonna be anybody left.

Gigi: I would rather be like that, then be like you.
Alex: Excuse me? What's that supposed to mean?
Gigi: I may dissect each little thing and put myself out there so much but at least that means that I still care. Oh! You've think you won because women are expendable to you. You may not get hurt or make an ass of yourself that way but you don't fall in love that way either. You have not won. You're alone. I may do a lot of stupid shit but I'm still a lot closer to love than you are.

Alex: I really gotta go to bed.
Gigi: Is that an invitation?
Alex: What?
Gigi: Oh god, That was cheesy.

Gigi: Maybe his grandma died or maybe he lost my number or is out of town or got hit by a cab...
Alex: Or maybe he is not interested in seeing you again.

Alex: I'm sorry I'm late.
Gigi: No, it's okay. I like a little time before a blind date; prepare myself mentally; remind myself not to tell the story about my molars.
Alex: Ah, Gigi, he's not coming. But you can tell me the story about the molars; I'd love to hear it.

More He's Just Not That Into You quotes

Jezelle Gay Hartman: Every 23rd Spring, for 23 days, it gets to... eat.
Darry: Eat?
Jezelle Gay Hartman: You know what it eats and don't you make me tell you.

Darry: We have to get out of here.
Trish: No, let's stay and feed the birds.

Darry: He dumped something down that pipe.
Trish: Wrapped in a sheet.
Darry: Wrapped in rope and a sheet.
Trish: Wrapped in rope and a sheet with red stains... just get us out of here.

Trish: Christ, do you think they even have a phone?
Darry: I'm guessing no phones and a lot of guns.

Trish: We were just attacked, Darry.
Darry: And you don't even want to find out why?

The Cat Lady: You got ten seconds to get your ass out of my yard, and don't think I'm gonna tell ya twice.
Trish: Get the hell away from him.
Darry: What are you doing, Trish?
Trish: Get the hell away from him.

More Jeepers Creepers quotes

Matt Farrell: Did you see that?
John McClane: Yeah, I saw it. I did it.

Matt Farrell: You just killed a helicopter with a car!
John McClane: I was out of bullets.

John McClane: You don't like Creedence?
Matt Farrell: This is like having a pine cone shoved in my ass.

More Live Free or Die Hard quotes

Lem: Lem. Llllleeeeeemmmmmm.
Charles Baker: Either your name is Lem, or you want to mate with me. Houston, we have a little problem.

More Planet 51 quotes

Todd: See, here's the difference between you and me, man. Whenever I get the urge to get married, I grab my balls and squeeze 'em until I can't feel my legs, and then it just passes.

More Serious Moonlight quotes

Wallace Bryton: I don't wanna die in Canada.

More Tusk quotes

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